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this is crazy. i feel like i shouldnt be looking. its indecent. shes just going at it no shame at all she just does it right out in the open. shes fucking crazy dude i need her

#me when i launch a 90kg projectile over 300 meters

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fucking stupid

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Some of my favorite stupid ass things the terrible Google AI answer bot has said, curated from around the web by yours truly

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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

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The James

He escaped his Bonds

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When I am president, I will abolish. There will no longer be any.

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im always like hehe im so smart i will avoid shame by never doing anything ever but then i feel ashamed of not living and it turns out i didn't escape any sort of discomfort i just traded it in for a less rewarding kind

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I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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Huge pet peeve in video games is when you can’t hold your breath underwater for very long or it takes a good while to regain your breath above water. Unrealistic. Like my condolences to the devs for your lack of breath support but that just could not be me…

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Huge pet peeve in video games is when you can’t hold your breath underwater for very long or it takes a good while to regain your breath above water. Unrealistic. Like my condolences to the devs for your lack of breath support but that just could not be me…

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my blog is good i like it

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i just turned 18 i can finally learn what "penis" is