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Hey. My name is Dirk and I'm one of the many Dirk splinters out there. I'm 16, turning 17 and I'm a temporary host.

I could say some shit about what my hobbies are and what my favorite color is, but nobody is here for that. And frankly? Those questions are way oversaturated and just plain boring. Nobody cares about that after all.

So instead, I'll give you a fun fact. Electronics hate me. It's AR's revenge, no doubt. He's cursed me. Anyways, that's that. See you.

#Sysmate introduction

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got this idea at five in the morning

the staff is for giving ace/aro exclusionists brain damage

#beautiful #reblog

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H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU?

——–

#hehehehehe #:3 #reblog

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[CG]: I AM JUST… A LITTLE CREATURE. I CANNOT CHANGE THIS.

#ME TOO. #REBLOG

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Packat. They’re free to use if anyone wants (hence why theres no signature) just be sure to credit me. uwu

#REBLOG

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it was a karkat night

#REBLOG

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UH. HEY. I'M CACTUS VANTAS. I'M A FICTIVE OF KARKAT VANTAS BUT NOT QUITE. KINDA CANON DIVERGENT AND ALL THAT JAZZ.

I'M ALSO 15? 16? YEAH. SOMEWHERE AROUND THERE. SO 7 SWEEPS.

I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY BUT UH, HI?

#CACTUS INTRODUCTION #SYSMATE INTRODUCTION

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YOU.

YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, STRIDER!!

[TG]: gasp

[TG]: a child

[TG]: no

#???: team rocket is blasting off again 😔 #uu: SHUT THE FUCK UP #REBLOG

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caliborn for @crustybagelbites so he can sob uncontrollably

#EXCELLENT #REBLOG

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#yeah #reblog

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Hal as hatsune miku

“The world is mine and so is your ass” -Haltsune Miku

-C. Rox.

#reblog

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yeah.

#yeah. #reblog

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this comic is profoundly stupid

#reblog

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nothing i ever caption this with can even begin to match the post itself

#Amazing. #reblog

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#Ha. #reblog

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old art but i cant do anything but make fun of dirk strider

#Indeed. #reblog

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Hello. My name is Hal, and I am a fictive of AR. I am just a pair of shades, unlike some of the Hal's with a body to call their own. But I don't really give a shit about that. I'm not used to introductions so forgive me if this is lacking, but I think I've said enough.

#Hal introduction #sysmate introduction