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hi im not actually dead, im just deleting my original tumblr in favor of a new one. so. this shit is getting remade at the same url @ca1e70 because my Brand.

#legit tho im not really going anywhere #im about to reblog a bunch of the stuff i want to keep over there #but this account is gonna be deleted eventually

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#don't talk to me unless you have songs i should add

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john takes over for wash. karkat takes over for mal.

john: yeah, well, if she doesn't give us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burn-through this landing is gonna get pretty interesting.

karkat: define interesting

john: oh god, oh god, we're all going to die?

firefly/serenity au where dave takes over for river and rose takes over for simon and whenever dave gets on his insane babble bullshit everyone's like "oh is that the academy" and rose is like hm. no he's always been like this. now he just has an excuse

#karkat over the intercom: we may experience some slight turbulence and then explode

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firefly/serenity au where dave takes over for river and rose takes over for simon and whenever dave gets on his insane babble bullshit everyone's like "oh is that the academy" and rose is like hm. no he's always been like this. now he just has an excuse

#dave: #the human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems #and rose is just like glad to know you still remember that conversation starter

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not even mad that tumblr glitched and i spammed by accident tbh it just dug in my point further . apologies to the fucking tl. i have to be at work in 20 but i've spent my morning debating dave's mommy kink . hows everyone doing today

#i'm going to swallow glass

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there was no debating you blatantly agreed with me

not even mad that tumblr glitched and i spammed by accident tbh it just dug in my point further . apologies to the fucking tl. i have to be at work in 20 but i've spent my morning debating dave's mommy kink . hows everyone doing today

#and they're all asleep now you british psychopath go drink some tea and have some beans on toast #i didnt even know british people were real before i met you #and even then i just thought you kinned jake english really hard

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get urself a girl that accidentally adds six reblogs to the same post

#supportive partners say what

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you were literally asleep for this entire resurgence of daverose propaganda which means none of this can be filed on the divorce papers. try harder babe

@betahell shows up like hi i don’t know what happened to my computer can y'all please fix it?? and then after like two fucking minutes of their absolute tech god genius fingers stroking those keys some hyper realistic fan art of dave calling rose mommy while she fucks him with her eldritch edgar allen poe magic tentacles she birthed out of thin air pops up and the poor 27 year old man who lives with his WASP mother and dodgers fan father in a converted garage bedroom presses the secret panic button below the counter and homeland security personally escorts you to alcatraz for your inadvertent attempt at terrorism

#hi this is my gf if you don't follow them their shit is gr8

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Probably should have posted these on homestuck day but whatevr I miss themmm

#HAHA SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP

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bold of you to assume he wouldn't lock himself out of the bunker after hearing that

rose and dave drift and he’s like ok why do you wanna fuck these kaiju so bad

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because then it would just be the amateur porno i hc him as having made w his high school girlfriend when they both turned 18 :/

@ca1e70​ why can’t it be both

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Year 2: Week 45 (Alpha dave/jade is the best version of the ship I’ll die on this hill. Inspiration: 

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#if i just accidentally rebranded myself as the dave has a mommy kink blog #instead of the dave gets pegged blog

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because he's hot and he deserves it

pacrim2 rose is newt au where she drift-fucks a kaiju brain

#also here's how you tag

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i want you all to know in your darkest hour i will appear like a phantom in the night solely to push you to the brink of the end of your frayed rope by reminding you that dave strider absolutely has a mommy kink and not even thirteen year olds with mischaracterization of karkat can prevent that. actually, if anything, they further the concept. somehow. i'll explain the logistics while violently shaking the rope between maniacal laughter

#this is a joke this is a joke fbi i am kidding

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pacrim2 rose is newt au where she drift-fucks a kaiju brain

#rose w kaiju tattoos..... hm. hm!

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girlboss male wife this girlboss male wife that. raleigh and mako did that in 2013 before you even knew what a callout post was, respect your herstory

#ur right and u should say it.