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c9lum6ia · 5 years
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(( fuck right off. ))
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c9lum6ia · 5 years
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H9W IS THAT PRES9MTU9US Y9URE PRES9MTU9US
c9lum6ia‌:
I AM THE FUCKING SLURRY IN S9ME TROLLS GL96ES
Presomptuous.
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c9lum6ia · 5 years
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I AM THE FUCKING SLURRY IN S9ME TROLLS GL96ES
c9lum6ia‌:
YEAH FIFTEEN SWEEPS
WHY?
Nothing. If I’m 24 and a grub, what are you then ? An egg ?
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c9lum6ia · 5 years
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WHY WHAT ARE Y9U D9ING HELPING A HYPED UP HIVELESS GREMLIN
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
c9lum6ia‌:
Y9U ARE A FUCKING MASTER 9F C9MMUNICATI9N
IM GLAD Y9UR QUADLIFE IS D9ING FINE
WHAT D9 Y9U D9 F9R A J96 UNLESS SAYING YES WAS T9 S9METHING ELSE
AND I D9NT KN9W WHAT A TEXAS IS 6UT G99D LUCK WITH THAT
IVE 6EEN 9KAY MY FAMILY IS FAIRING A L9T 6ETTER THAN N9RMAL 6ECAUSE A STRANGER DECIDED T9 6E NICE AND 9FFER US F99D
MY NAME IS ALISTR 6Y THE WAY
alistr. got it.
anyway, i’ll go ahead and tack onto this conversation the part where i offer my goods and services, should you ever need them, since i’ve almost always got my nose fuck deep in my oven. 
you have yet another stranger to look to for help.
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c9lum6ia · 5 years
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YEAH FIFTEEN SWEEPS
WHY?
c9lum6ia‌:
FUCK
IM 15
……
Y9URE STILL A GRU6
15 Sweeps ?
Just checking.
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c9lum6ia · 5 years
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FUCK
IM 15
......
Y9URE STILL A GRU6
c9lum6ia‌:
Y9URE A FUCKING CAFFEINATED GRU6 Y9U WRIGGLER
H9W 9LD ARE Y9U
Am I the only one getting the feeling to argue with a kid ? I’m sorry but the “Kid yourself !!” line is very childish, I hope you realise that.
I’m 24.
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c9lum6ia · 5 years
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Y9URE A FUCKING CAFFEINATED GRU6 Y9U WRIGGLER
H9W 9LD ARE Y9U
c9lum6ia‌:
MAY6E S9
(:B
This is that. This is SO that.
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c9lum6ia · 5 years
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Y9U ARE A FUCKING MASTER 9F C9MMUNICATI9N
IM GLAD Y9UR QUADLIFE IS D9ING FINE
WHAT D9 Y9U D9 F9R A J96 UNLESS SAYING YES WAS T9 S9METHING ELSE
AND I D9NT KN9W WHAT A TEXAS IS 6UT G99D LUCK WITH THAT
IVE 6EEN 9KAY MY FAMILY IS FAIRING A L9T 6ETTER THAN N9RMAL 6ECAUSE A STRANGER DECIDED T9 6E NICE AND 9FFER US F99D
MY NAME IS ALISTR 6Y THE WAY
c9lum6ia‌:
werewolfdrool replied to your post:
hi.
HI H9W ARE Y9U D9ING H9WS THE FAMILY GETTING 6Y WELL EN9UGH H9WS THE QUADRANTS 9R N9N QUADRANTS G9ING D9 Y9U HAVE ANY SCH99LING AT ALL IF S9 H9WS THAT G9ING F9R Y9U G9T A J96 YET HAVE Y9U EVER TH9UGHT A69UT M9VING LIKE
WHAT THE HELL GIVE ME S9METHING T9 W9RK WITH PLEASE
1. i am. 
2. what family?
3. my (thus far, one) quadrant fairs well.
4. no. 
5. yes.
6. all the time. texas is just as bad as you’d imagine it is.
and you?
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c9lum6ia · 5 years
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@werewolfdrool replied to your post: @werewolfdrool replied to your post: ...
hi.
HI H9W ARE Y9U D9ING H9WS THE FAMILY GETTING 6Y WELL EN9UGH H9WS THE QUADRANTS 9R N9N QUADRANTS G9ING D9 Y9U HAVE ANY SCH99LING AT ALL IF S9 H9WS THAT G9ING F9R Y9U G9T A J96 YET HAVE Y9U EVER TH9UGHT A69UT M9VING LIKE
WHAT THE HELL GIVE ME S9METHING T9 W9RK WITH PLEASE
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c9lum6ia · 5 years
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MAY6E S9
(:B
@c9lum6ia
You sound like a kid who stole and drank a coffee or an energy drink.
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c9lum6ia · 5 years
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@werewolfdrool replied to your post: @werewolfdrool liked your post:HI ARE WE TALKING...
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IM S9 GLAD WERE EFFECTIVELY C9MMUNICATING HERE IN THIS DAY AND AGE I CAN REALLY FUCKING APPRECIATE THE W9NDERFUL SMILEY FACE Y9U JUST PLACED INSTEAD 9F USING Y9UR THINKPAN IN C9NJUNCTI9N WITH Y9UR GRASPER NU6S T9 REALLY H9NE IN 9N WHAT Y9URE TRYING T9 SAY T9 ME AND I A6S9LUTELY 9NE TH9USAND AND TEN PERCENT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS Y9URE TRYING T9 SAY T9 ME WHAT A W9NDERFUL LIFE I MUST 6E LIVING WHERE S9ME9NE CAN EXPRESS THEMSELVES S9 FREELY AND 9PENLY WITH9UT ANY MISC9MMUNICATI9NS 9R HAVING T9 RESTATE WHAT IS IS THEIR TRYING T9 SAY IN M9RE PRECISE W9RDS
WHAT C9ULD 6E M9RE PRECISE THAN ( :
H9W 9N ALTERNIA C9ULD I EVER C9MPARE IN USING ALTERNIAN IN SUCH A WAY THAT I C9ULD EVER C9NVEY SUCH A C9MPLEX YET T9 THE P9INT ANSWER T9 SUCH A STUPID QUESTI9N THAT I W9ULD EVER PRESENT T9 Y9U THE SAVANT 9F LANGUAGE 9VER HERE
ACTUALLY H9W DARE I ASK F9R M9RE THAN JUST ( : N9W THAT IM THINKING A69UT IT H9W A6S9LUTELY FUCKING DARE I L99K AT THAT D9U6LE D9T L99K AT THE EVER S9 SLIGHT CURVATURE 9F WHAT IS T9 REPRESENT A SU6TLE SMILE
H9W FUCKING G9D DAMN DARE I F9R HAVING THE A6S9LUTE GAUL T9 ASK Y9U WHAT Y9U WANT FR9M ME
MY AP9L9GIES DEAR SIR F9R IT WAS I WH9 FUCKED UP
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c9lum6ia · 5 years
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@werewolfdrool liked your post:HI ARE WE TALKING A69UT ME
MAY I HELP Y9U
Y9U TEND T9 LIKE ALL 9F MY P9STS AS IF Y9U MAYHAPSETH 6E WANTING MY ATTENTI9N
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c9lum6ia · 5 years
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HI ARE WE TALKING A69UT ME
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c9lum6ia · 5 years
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9H I KN9W
6IG MISTAKEY 9IG MISTAKEY MAKE THE 9IG MAN G9 ALL QUAKEY
OH GOD.
WHAT HAVE I DONE.
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c9lum6ia · 5 years
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Y9URE FIRST
OH GOD.
WHAT HAVE I DONE.
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c9lum6ia · 5 years
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I ATE A SU6STANTIAL MEAL LAST LIGHT FUCKERS
ITS 9VER F9R THE L9T 9F Y9U
I FEEL INVIG9RATED
I FEEL REJUVENATED
MY ENERGY LEVELS ARE SPRINGING F9RTH LIKE THE FIRST CR9P 9F THE SEAS9N AND I AM
LIVING
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c9lum6ia · 5 years
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IF Y9U ARENT A TR9LL THEN WHAT ARE Y9U IF Y9U D9NT MIND ME ASKING
YEAH I GET THAT ALL THE TIME D9NT W9RRY MAKE THE J9KE HAHA SIXTY NINE THATS A SEX NUM6ER ITS 9KAY I KN9W Y9U WANNA I W9NT GET MAD
IM MAINLY ASKING F9R MY 9WN SAKE T9 UNDERSTAND WHAT DRAWS PE9PLE T9 ME WHETHER IT 6E F9R 9NE REAS9N 9R AN9THER IT HELPS ME GAUGE H9W T9 KEEP AUDIENCES AND IF I NEED T9 ADJUST MY APPR9ACHES ANY ITS N9T 6ECAUSE 9F S9ME SELF ESTEEM ISSUE I ASSURE Y9U
IT IS ACTUALLY C9NSTRUCTIVE IN NATURE
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