you're an older sibling ?? and what for ??? your younger sibling becoming taller than you ????
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no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s
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the black saint & the sinner lady & the dead & the truth, morgan parker // the truth the dead know, anne sexton.
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hay baby are you a horse? Because you are barely holding it together and are constantly on the verge of a panic attack.
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Hot dog water is the exact opposite of holy water in that you can add a single drop of it to any amount of pure water and it will make the entire thing unpure
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the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
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me irl
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shrek is 15 years old today
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in this essay i won’t
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on god
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For all your baking kneads 🍞🐱💖
Another design I'm working to make available as totes, tea towels, prints and possibly shirts too!
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they should invent a tummy for girls that doesn’t hurt
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