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Balirossa winning the heart of the Demon Lord entirely by accident 🤣

#chillin’ in another world with level 2 cheat powers #Balirossa #isekai #anime

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First American Idol Top 10 in a while that I didn’t want a single performer to go home.

#american idol

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the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

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Going on tour this summer! 21 cities in 30 days. Doing a vintage set as well as lots of new material. Gonna keep it real.

Presale for the TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME TOUR starts tomorrow, April 24 at 10AM local time - access code TMOLM24.

VIP packages with soundcheck access and swag are available!

Visit IdinaMenzel.com for tickets.

#idina menzel #saw her at national mgm grand #gorgeous performance #hilarious concert banter

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"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious

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if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

#pffft #keeping this one

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i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language

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What I Say: My favorite genre is alternative history

What People Hear: I like considering what would happen if the Civil War/WW2/Cold War ended differently

What I Mean:

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...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

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Saw this on a door at work.

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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The plethora of singer/songwriters and worship leaders in this year’s top 20 makes me so happy!

#american idol

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I desperately need a complete version of our girlies singing Titanium

#pitch perfect #bechloe

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^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post

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Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:

If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.

If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.

I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.

There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.