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Some more Inazuma screenshots that can be used for backgrounds!

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Genshin Impact PC Wallpaper

(Summer Ver.)

● Barbara

● Jean

Resolution : 3840 x 2160 px

*HD ver. on my carrd!*

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I dun think Diluc gets along with anyone 😂😂

I can’t believe his lightweight story reached to Liyue pffft

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“ the archon war ”

— thousands of years ago, war ravaged the lands of teyvat. gods ate gods, humanity fought battles meant for immortals, and towns were submerged in the powers of the almighty. seven gods stood victorious, standing on top of the other gods they vanquished to gain a seat in celestia, and to protect their people.

morax, the god of geo and war.

if mondstadt was a land where if you bore ill intentions, and you took a step, you will be shredded to pieces by their god,

then liyue was a land where their god played with you, lulling you into a false sense of safety, before striking you down.

morax, rex lapis, he had many names, and even more titles. he was the god of war, the god of geo, the god of commerce. rex lapis was his name in the battlefield, and morax was his name in front of his people. he truly was the god of war, sparing no enemy of his and slaughtering those who tried to harm his people.

under him, were the illuminated adepti’s and yaksha’s. the immortals that served him, vanquishing their enemies and fighting alongside their god who saved them. protecting liyue and it’s people. morax was no fool, he was not careless.

but he knew that the adepti, the yaksha’s, will always have his back, and he has theirs.

besides the adepti and the yaksha’s, he had another ally. guizhong, the god of dust. if morax was the brawn and their power, then guizhong was the brain and their intelligence. her creations helped them greatly, aiding them and taking down enemies. for once, morax thought he was invincible.

then osial rose, his yaksha’s were slaughtered, and many of his adepti passed on.

along with guizhong’s life.

and when that happened, when everything crumbled down to dust, the god of war took his weapon, and slaughtered the enemy.

“osial, overlord the vortex,” he called out, voice steady and strong despite the blood of his allies covering him. “you have chosen to cross me, and hurt my people,” he says lowly, as the skies itself opened up and meteors came crashing sown.

“then, you shall feel the wrath of the rock.”

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“ the archon war ”

— thousands of years ago, war ravaged the lands of teyvat. gods ate gods, humanity fought battles meant for immortals, and towns were submerged in the powers of the almighty. seven gods stood victorious, standing on top of the other gods they vanquished to gain a seat in celestia, and to protect their people.

barbatos, the wind archon.

“ i do not care if they are gods older than the stars. they dare trample on the freedom we have claimed, and i will not stand aside and let them place shackles upon my people again. ”

these were the words uttered by the wind archon, thousands of years ago. when gods dared to enter the territory of mondstadt, to try and take over the land of freedom in hopes of expanding their territory. the god ruling it is weak, they claimed as they take one step on the land.

their answer was a powerful tempest, paired by deathly cold blizzards and powerful anemo energy hitting them at once. they had no chance to fight back, no moment to spare as they were shredded to pieces by the so called “weak god” protecting the land of freedom.

they had no chance to fight back, especially when godly arrows came crashing down on them, filled with malicious anemo energy. the chortle of the weak god rang in their ears, as they try and breathe in their last moments.

“i command the element that is everywhere and anywhere. the wind will answer my calls, for i am no leader that will stand by, and watch my people fall.”

and those were their last words, before their blood made mondstadt prosper.

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dandelion root tea

SUMMARY. During a slow closing shift, a cute, red-headed customer walks in and catches your eye. He seems serious and brooding but you figure no one can be immune to your cheesy puns and amazing pick up lines. 

PAIRING. diluc ragnvindr x barista!reader

WORD COUNT. 1.9k

GENRE. coffee shop au, modern au, fluff

A/N. loosely based on a prompt from @izupie’s coffee shop prompt list! :3 i hated working as a barista but,, coffee shop au’s hit different ok D: LOLOL i hope you enjoy this fluffy diluc fic! let us all appreciate high ponytail diluc ;> xx sof

It wasn’t every day you saw such an eye-catching gentleman at the doors of the coffee shop you worked at— In fact, such encounters were much too few for your personal liking. 

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Kazuha wanters pre 1.6: Kazuha leaks? Yeah I saw them. He looks pretty cool. I'll probably roll lol

Kazuha wanters 1 week before banner release: I have 200 sea ganodermas, 50 bowling balls, all the anemo Crystals. 4 set viris, 180 intertwined fates, 7 million mora, a summoning circle, and a lock of Barbatos' hair.

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— title; somebody that you used to love.

— pairing; zhongli x reader  

— summary; in which you don’t handle the death of Rex Lapis well, but end up receiving comfort from an unexpected source

— notes; reader is implied to be reincarnated. can be read alongside the god of flowers series or as a standalone story.

The crowds have long since dispersed, bringing with them their worries, their doubts, their unease. A palpable hush seems to have fallen over the entire harbor, which is quiet for the first time in years, a tangible gloom gathering atop your shoulders and weighing you down. Still, you linger, as though roots have tangled with your feet, anchoring you to the spot, staring at the broken, desecrated body of the once magnificent Rex Lapis. You stand there, ignoring how the wind picks up, chasing a chill down your spine, ignoring the discomfort.

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“men aren’t pretty” wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong bad incorrect stop talking

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つままれるねこ　マスコットボールチェーン (qualia)

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友桝飲料

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Dick headcanons for Kaeya, Diluc, Childe, and Zhongli? 👀

dick headcanons

kaeya, diluc, childe, zhongli & gn!reader (NSFW)

1.1k words • ~9 min. read

warnings: cockwarming, blood mention, size difference, liyue arc spoilers

notes: SUPER delayed response (i’m so sorry) because i genuinely took a couple days to think about some fictional characters’ dicks??? i think it’s time to touch some grass?? ANYWAY i hope i did this request justice, i’ve never thought about this stuff in detail before :0

kaeya

i’ve always imagined that kaeya really has some LENGTH. he’s slightly above average so it’s not monstrously large, but he can definitely hit your sweet spots with ease or no effort at all.

it’s to the point where he can easily make bulges in your throat or your stomach. he absolutely loves watching his entire length disappear inside you and will either tease you about how he fits inside so well or how he’s so big that he can’t fit in you. just depends, of course.

cockwarming!!!! especially if you take his entire length in so well, expect him to ask if he can bury himself in you when the opportunity presents itself.

not super related to the topic but he’s the type to “fake bang” you if you’re bent over just to tease you. also the type to discretely grind his bulge against you when he’s in the mood, whether you’re hugging, cooking a meal, or even in the middle of a conversation with someone. he will not hesitate to let you know he wants you by letting you feel how hard you make him.

i don’t think many people talk about this but i imagine he’s uncircumcised... it’s going to sound so stupid but the “always hiding something” characterization... i’ll stop talking, you probably get it now HAHA

very well groomed down there! he truly does care about appearances and cleanliness after all. you never have to worry about poor hygiene with him in general. even though he loves doing dirty things with you there’s no doubt that he will always keep his dick as clean as possible. (shouldn’t everyone, though?)

he loves feeling tightness around his cock. whether it’s your hand pumping him or his form fitting pants restricting his bulge, firm pressure against that area can make his heart race. sometimes he can just be so needy for his cock to get attention.

diluc

despite being around average size he really has some girth on him! his cock is deliciously thick, that’s for sure.

twitchy! you can learn what he loves by the way his cock or his hips will twitch in excitement, almost as if it has a mind of its own. sometimes he can get so lost in the feeling and become speechless that those twitches would be your only indicator to keep doing what you’re doing.

his tip is so sensitive... if you lick that specific spot underneath his head or use your fingers to squeeze his tip, he will absolutely lose his mind. he also likes to shallow fuck you sometimes, loving the feeling of penetrating you over and over again.

that being said, expect him to usually take things slow and steady at first. he loves seeing the way his cock stretches you out, and especially loves seeing your hole gaping open to match his thickness. the feeling of pushing your walls apart because of how thick he is is always enough to make him weak at the knees.

he loves when you inflate his ego a little by using two hands to jerk him off rather than one. he especially loves when you use one hand to massage his balls, another sensitive spot of his. seeing you so eager and dedicated to please him will always send his heart pounding.

i like to imagine he has big, thick loads too to match his fat cock... he would definitely love dumping his cum inside you then letting it spill out so he can fuck it back inside again, penetrating you until your entrance is sore and covered in his load.

childe

this man is packing. he’s huge. nothing anyone can say will change my mind. out of this entire boy band group, this man packs the most. even his in game model has been proven to have such a fat cock that his bulge can literally be seen from behind???

it can tear you apart! hell, maybe it could make you bleed if he’s a touch too rough with you. but we all know that’s secretly what he would love to see... his bloodthirst might extend to intercourse too.

despite this, of course he would make sure your comfortable with his size first and would adjust accordingly in normal circumstances. he’s aware of how big he is and doesn’t want to make you feel genuine pain. maybe in other circumstances where he needs to take out his frustrations, he might not be so considerate...

if you gently touch or lick the veins that travel on the underside of his cock he goes a little feral! his veins are his weakness, just imagine the shaky moans he lets out as you tease him by tracing your finger along those veins... god help me

i believe in size kink foul legacy childe supremacy... his cock is already above average in size when he’s his normal self, but when he transforms you often tremble in borderline fear wondering how he could fit inside you. it’s mind boggling how the size difference is humanly possible.

(un?)fortunately, he can’t keep this form up for very long but rest assured he loves seeing the look on your face when he fucks you silly on such a fat cock, even if it’s just for mere moments.

that being said, expect childe to be super cocky about his size. his ego swells whenever you swoon over how big he is and he’s definitely the type of person to use this to his advantage by teasing and pushing your buttons.

zhongli

several sources have stated that rex lapis was able to change and alter his form freely... surely if zhongli could still do this even with his gnosis taken away, he would change his size to your preference if needed.

if you wanted his cock to rip you open, just say the word and he will do so accordingly. but if you’re feeling a little more mellow and wanted things to be gentle, he would gladly alter himself to be average size, or even smaller if you wanted.

but when i say he can alter his form, you best be sure that he can make it so he has two cocks at once. yes i believe in double cock zhongli supremacy... do with that information what you will.

since zhongli isn’t exactly human, his cock doesn’t exactly match that of a human’s either. in his most natural form without any changes being made, his cock is tougher and firmer than a normal human’s muscle. it doesn’t squish easy to the touch, but it’s not completely rock solid as you’d expect, which is quite ironic coming from a geo god.

you notice his veins on his cock, just like the rest of his body, are golden. they only actually show up when he’s reaching his climax where they’ll glow brighter if he’s getting closer to his orgasm. finally, with each pump of cum he lets out, these veins start pulsing with light until they eventually dim when he’s calming down from his high.

weird, huh?

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HELLOO can u * please * write how would xiao, albedo and childe if you sat ln their lap and they get a boner? hehe thank u <33

^ I have this obsession with being Albedo’s research partner - like … let’s love science together you sexy, stoic mystery seeker 

I also really dig commanding Xiao - like, be strict with me while you touch me with so much need it’s unbelievable --- 

Warning -> (18+, mature) NOTSFW* (touching***, a little public display of affection, cussing, and some other stuff)

Character X GN Reader |  Anthology

Includes: Xiao, Albedo, Childe

Xiao

Closeness like this doesn’t come easy to Xiao. He much prefers when people keep their distance and not try to push their way into his space - though, you never backed down, and while he may have been annoyed on the outside, he was impressed on the inside 

The first time you sat on his lap it was more of an accident than anything else. You were reaching for something and toppled back into him, the force of your collision sending you both into the nearest chair. He didn’t know what to think at first, but he found your presence, comforting? 

He most likely wouldn’t ask for you to sit on his lap - instead, you’d need to claim the space yourself or wait for him to keep particularly touched starved 

It didn’t matter when you showed up to meet Xiao, he was bound to be exactly where you needed him to be. Even as the days slipped by and your tasks kept you busy, you knew he would be there when you finally found time to visit him. 

Walking up the flight of stairs to the tallest balcony of the inn, you found him sitting, gazing out across the dormant topography, his back to you. 

You hadn’t even made it up the final step when he spoke, “You’re late.”

“I know. I kept getting held up.” You crossed the space and came to a stop next to him, but he doesn’t acknowledge you more than his initial statement. The wind blows his hair and your eyes drift down to his neck, your fingers quick to follow. As you stroke the space under his ear you look out over the balcony and breathe in the altitude. It’s fresh and sweet, Smiley must be making something delicious down below. 

Xiao’s hand drifts up to your fingers and he intertwines them for a moment before gently pushing them back to you. “You could have called on me. I’m sure I could have solved your little problem in half the time.” 

You laugh, “Maybe, but I had to deal with problems which required the pen, not the sword.” Your hand drops back to your side and finds its way to your shirt. Xiao huffs at your comment and folds his arms across his chest. “Are you hungry? I can smell something delicious and I can bring something back up.” 

You turn and begin to head down the steps when Xiao’s arms wrap around your waist and pull you backward. A shocked exclamation flies from your mouth as your feet shuffle against the floor and come to a rest near his, your back crashing against his chest. 

“Um?” Your hands hover over the arms gripped tightly around your stomach. This behavior of his was pretty unusual. He only reacted like this when something was bothering him. “Did something happen?” You ask, moving your hands to rest on his arms. 

“No.” His breath is hot on your back and you shift on his lap. 

“Did you miss me?” 

“... no.” You feel his lips against your neck and your fingers grip tightly around his bare skin. He pulls you in closer and you're practically a part of him, your bodies are so close. His nose brushes against your ear and the feeling makes you hum. 

“I’m sorry I’m late.” You whisper and rest your head against his shoulder. His hands are possessive and greedy, and you start to feel something hard press against you. It’s growing fast and it’s such a powerful reminder of how lucky you were to be in his arms. Of how you were the only beings in this life that could break through the wall which surrounded him, and his intensifying desire for you filled your head with pride.

With heavy eyes you turn your head to him, when you see his expression it steals the air from your lungs. His eyes are taunting you, daring you to make a comment about this vulnerable reaction of his, threatening you to speak a word from the mouth he can’t keep his eyes off of. You lean in and leave a soft peck on his lips, pulling away only just so you can survey the green pool of his eyes. 

“Don’t do it again.” He warns, sliding one of his hands down to your crotch and the other to the back of your head, his fingers fanning themselves in your hair and pushing you back in for more. 

Albedo

The first time you sat in his lap he was pleasantly surprised by how much he enjoyed it. He found your weight to be comforting and the closeness of you rejuvenating

In this way, he could be intimate with you while still being productive. If you sat facing away from him, you could both look over research together, if you sat toward him and rested your head on his shoulder while you took a quick power nap, he could continue working or painting even with you on him 

Most of the time it wasn’t a problem, but today, he was having a hard time keeping himself calm as you jostled on his lap

“Look at this!” You exclaimed, reaching forward for one of the loose sheets of paper scattered across the counter. Offering the paper to Albedo, you leaned so he could see and pressed your upper back against his shoulder. “I knew I recognized these results. Look,” you pointed at the notes which had been written by one of the other alchemists, “we saw the same thing happen yesterday. The conditions were different, but see, they are the same!” You turned your head to look at him and had a huge smile on your face. 

“Hmm, how inquisitive. These two opposing environments still brought the same outcome.”

“Right, I wouldn’t have expected this.” You lean forward and start to take notes in your notebook. You shift and stretch in order to stay positioned on Albedo’s lap and the movement of your ass against him sends pleasant shockwaves to the growing problem between his legs. There is an abnormal push against your thigh and you adjust again in order to alleviate the sensation. When, suddenly, you feel his hands grip around your waist and his head drop against your back, you lean up to see what’s wrong. 

“Y/N, stop moving.” His voice has dropped into a breathy timbre and you freeze. His hips begin to move against you and when you feel the same pressure against your leg you realize what was happening.

You look around and can’t help but get embarrassed, there are still people working and while most of them are hyper-focused on their research it didn’t mean they couldn’t notice. The likelihood of that happening increased by the minutes, because the situation was turning into a bigger problem the longer you sat on him. 

“Uh, let me get up.” You whisper and begin to lift yourself from his lap. When you are inches from him, his hands dig into your waist and he pulls you back, making you fall directly onto him. A small gasp escapes your lips and you grasp onto the edge of the counter. 

“Stay here, I can calm back down.” He’s husky, and even as he says the words his face digs into your shoulder and one of his hands slips over your inner thigh. Your heart is racing and the need, which is tightly constricting in your stomach, is getting harder and harder to ignore. 

“I can get up…” You try again but he tightens his hold on you. 

“Stay.” 

You feel him pressing, flexing against the eager space between your legs. His hands begin to wander over your body, his hips push against you, and the way he breaths against your back is sinful. 

Shit, shit. You curse in your head and through the haziness of your mind try to come up with a solution. Leaning to your side, you reach one of the easels which have documents and other items plastered to them. This action elicits a moan from Albedo and sets your face on fire. No amount of shielding can protect the two of you, it was hopeless to think that would work. 

“Y/N.” He calls out your name and it sends shivers across your body, like electricity right before a strike of lightning. His hand slips closer to the place begging for his touch. 

In a last ditch, desperate attempt you grab one of the small glass containers in front of you and throw it into an empty corner. It shatters and causes a startled cry from one of the research assistants. 

“Did you see that?” // “What just happened?” // “Something fall?” Their voices combine and begin to congregate in the corner. 

You don’t miss this opportunity. With everyone's eyes diverted, you stand up, grab Albedo’s wrist and rush him through the door. When you are in the safety of his office and the door closes you let out a sigh. 

“I’ll pay the knights back fo…” 

Your words are cut off, the use of your mouth replaced by Albedo’s tongue. 

Childe

He loves having you in his lap - he loves having you close to him, to wrap his arms around you, to rest his head against your shoulders - it’s so comforting to him to have something to hold onto 

Even if he doesn’t mean to get excited he can’t help himself - it’s just, the pressure of you on his lap, the way your ass feels ...

If you don’t stop moving, he might have to teach you a lesson about being still 

“Are you trying to turn me on?” His head rested on your shoulder, his chin pulling you back into his broad chest and hands holding onto your arms. 

“I … I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Turning your head away from his face you try to hide the flush which has slowly covered your skin. It’s reached all the way down to your chest and you're sure it’s so bright people might think you got too much sun.

You had been sitting on Childe’s lap for a while now. He pulled you there some time ago and hasn’t let you go since. In fact, he seemed to be having a great time teasing you and forcing you to feel how hard he was, ‘all because of you’ as he had mentioned only a few minutes earlier. He liked to move you himself. Lifting you up slightly on his lap before resting you back onto him again or pushing you forward with his hips just so he could slide you back, over and over. 

You tried to stay calm, taking in deep, slow breaths through your nose and out your mouth. He wasn’t going to win, he wasn’t going to triumph over this interaction he orchestrated all on his own, if you were going to suffer you were determined to take him with you.

Moving one of your hands in between your legs you slipped between the two of your bodies until you found the tip of his dick. You wrapped your fingers around it the best you could and relished in the reaction from the man sitting under you. His hand snaked around your wrist and pulled it away from his throbbing cock and over your shoulder, his lips connecting with the back of your hand. 

“What is this naughty hand doing, hmm?” The sensation of his tongue sliding over your fingers forced a whine from your throat. His mouth engulfed your index finger and the combination of his tongue and teeth sliding over it caused you to shift against him, pressing into him as much as you could in this position. 

It always shocked you how commanding he could be when the two of you were being intimate. There was such a stark difference between his public, friendly demeanor and his private, dominating one. You were never sure just which Childe you would get, but there was something about both of his personalities which set your body on fire and turned your brain to mush. 

“Childe.” You whimper. Your hips, your spine, your legs, your neck all shifting against him in a desperate attempt to alleviate the pent up desire growing in your stomach. 

“Keep calling my name, Y/N.” He released your hand and chuckled at how it stayed there, unmoving and glistening in his spit. He wrapped one of his arms around your chest and dug his nails into your collarbone, his other hand slid down to your thigh and pulled you closer to him. “If you’re good, I’ll give you what you want.”

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stature advantage

in which you bring up height problems to your much taller boyfriend

characters — dainsleif, zhongli, diluc, dottore

a/n — these men built like beanpoles

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genshin impact characters as high schoolers

characters; aether, albedo, childe, bennett, diluc, hu tao, jean, kaeya, lumine, razor, scaramouche, la signora, venti, xiao, zhongli

cw; slight drug mention (weed), swearing

wc; 656

an; the idea of this was first talked about in a genshin server i mod (click here to join!) but was really more developed by me and @anvese , so enjoy!!

→ aether

the one kid who is somehow involved in everyone’s friend group? gets pulled into drama everyday. is popular but doesn’t like acknowledging the fact that he’s popular, definitely has his own fan club, will awkwardly laugh when accepting gifts.

→ albedo

the mysterious art kid whose always alone but somehow has a mini fan club. is often found in the art room after school unless he has to take care of his sister that day (klee). sometimes hangs out in the science lab at lunch.

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sculptures for some cool-cats :-)