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bxbybird · 5 years

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#riceballhonda #wonderland!ask meme #fuck me and only having male muses

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send me 🎤 + something you want my muse to say and I will voice act as my muse!

original idea to @boethedragonborn

#YOLO #wonderland!meme

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bxbybird · 5 years

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Killer Tips

@commonxrose continued from x

“Better to be prepared, I was only sharing the tip as a thank you for assisting me. Take it as you will, but if you find yourself in the situation you’ll thank me then.” He shrugged after he spoke, being raised by the black night himself who never killed anyone had gotten him used to the fact that not everyone entertained the thought of murder when the situation called for it, but he at least attempted to assist in helping prevent such situations

#killer tips #commonxrose

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seaglassmaster‌:

Oh.

This–Aqua remembered this. Well, she remembered being both on the receiving, and giving end of it. The raised chin, the pride, the undercurrent of smugness accompanying the spoken word? And then, that little smirk.

She was being tested. By a kid. Clearly not an ordinary one; Aqua wasn’t sure she agreed with the fact that the boy’s mother had been training him to kill, but then again, hadn’t Master Eraqus been doing the same to her and Terra? Child soldiers were still soldiers, after all. A newfound respect started to bloom, despite the situation. He’s as young as Ven was–maybe younger, Aqua thought to herself.

Aqua did genuinely regret her mistake–but it was that and only that. A mistake. Which she had apologized for and didn’t intend on making again.

“I can see that,” Aqua said calmly in response to the young man’s claims. “And if your mother was brought to Wonderland with you, I’d be welcome to apologizing to her in person, either by blade or by word. I know that each–” Aqua paused to think over her word choice, and settled on, “–culture has a way of reparation for shunted honor.”

She leans forward, a little. Statuesque stunner she was not, but she still had height to spare over the young man.

“But isn’t throwing such pride around a little immature of you, Mr. Assassin,” Aqua prodded back.

Damian rolled his eyes at her words. She was assuming things which was to be expected with the differences between their worlds. She lacked the proper knowledge because if she had it she’d pick her words more carefully and would know better not to try to and poke his buttons, find his faults. She would learn in due time.

“Thank whatever religious being you follow for my mother not having come to wonderland with me. Things would be a lot more complicated and I would be spending my time on more important things than dealing with you.”

He raised his head up a little to meet her eyes, eyebrows raised in question at her last words. Did she really assume this was him throwing his pride around? He was simply stating facts and dealing with her nonsense that he hadn’t asked for. How he was missing the fools back in his world that would have at least understood those matters.He was not in the mood for explaining every little thing to her.

“I truely do not wish to know what my actual pride looks like to you if you believe I’m doing such things.”

You’re not my mom

#YOURE NOT MY MOM #damian needs to stop being a cocky bitch

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bxbybird · 5 years

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<3

#selfie #superboy

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bxbybird · 5 years

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Send me “Restrained” + a number for a starter in which one or both of our characters are:

Or send “Restrained?” for a randomly generated number.

1. Locked in the trunk of a car 2. Tied to a chair 3. Chained up to the wall 4. In a cage 5. Behind prison bars 6. In a room with a locked door and barred windows 7. Hand-cuffed to an object of their choice 8. Hand-cuffed to one other person (or each other) 9. Stuck in a hole underground 10. Trapped in an attic 11. Trapped in a tomb or mausoleum 12. Stuck in the back of a police car 13. Stuck in an elevator 14. Locked in a vault 15. Strapped to a table

#wonderland!ask meme

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seaglassmaster‌:

It had been natural to look out for the kid.

Aqua had been raised to watch over and to protect others who couldn’t do for themselves. Her entire life had been dedicated to such a cause, more or less; she was a soldier for the light first and foremost. It had been with the kindest of intentions that Aqua had reached out to the youth.

Needless to say, the young man’s ice cold attitude metaphorically slapped that down.

“Oh. I-I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to offend–”

She clamped her jaw shut at the last line, felt a tick in the muscle. Aqua inhaled deeply for patience, trying to let the rudeness roll off her back like water. She was far older than the boy, after all; it was her duty as an adult and a Keyblade Master to…not want to grab him by the ear for a stern lecture.

And, well, he was right in some aspect. She was no mother. And–And she wasn’t mothering him!

“I didn’t mean to offend,” Aqua repeated, voice cooling slightly. “But it’s not mothering to look out for others, you know.”

He could see her struggle to be kind, it was a bit amusing watching her try to be nice. He could tell a lot about her with just that minor thing and he already knew he didn’t like her. She assumed he had needed to be looked out for, and while he didn’t blame her for her lack of knowledge, he felt offended that she assumed he needed it. He was a master assassin after all, and he still had his katana, just not with him.

“Mothering or not, I didn’t believe I ever asked to be looked out for. As you are no mother, I am not a child that needs looking after. My actual mother raised me and trained me to look out and care for myself. You are insulting my mother by treating me otherwise, and you’d be wise to not do that.”

He couldn’t help but smirk slightly at his own words, her previous reaction had been interesting and he wanted to see how this would make her react. Maybe he could break her if he pushed enough buttons.

You’re not my mom

#youre not my mom #seaglassmaster #GET HIM

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You’re not my mom

@seaglassmaster

Through his research, Damian had quickly learned that Wonderland was not an alien planet or a different universe from his own. It was a strange world between all worlds where a psychotic cat/man hybrid brought unsuspecting people from their worlds here in the hopes of seeing if some silly fairy tale true love story was real. If the Joker were here he’d have a kick out of this.

Knowing the reason for being brought here now made his mission of finding a way back a lot easier, but also harder. It seemed there wasn’t an easy quick way of gathering information so he’d have to play the long game. School was hell and joining the S.S.A under his hero name Robin gave him a channel to release his annoyance of school children. This was where he started to miss Goham.

Here people treated him like a child thanks to his baby face. Nobody feared him or his name, and his threats went over peoples heads. It was irritating and he was ready to bite someones head off. The only reason he hadn’t yet was because he could hear Alfred’s voice in the back of his head telling him it wasn’t right and the fear of disappointing his family butler kept him chained down for now. Though it didn’t stop him from quickly correcting the blue haired woman who seemed it appropriate to try and mom him.

“I would greatly appreciate it if you didn’t attempt to act like my mother. If I needed adult supervision I would have it. As I do not have it, then I obviously don’t need it. Now please, correct your behavior.”

#seaglassmaster #youre not my mom

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