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#why yes I have fought people over bug types before #there was that one time clemont made me watch his gym while he was away #didn’t actually battle anyone though

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I tried doing the gym challenge when I first became a trainer cause everybody else was doing it.

by the time I got to santalune from lumiose city I realized I hated battling and just went back home

#pkmn irl #pokemon #real pokemon #marie speaks #reblog

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BIRTH!!!!!

I AM NOW A YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH!!

#marie speaks #pkmn #real pokemon #pokemon irl

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shout out to clemont for being the only sane one in our regions god damn gym league

hey i’m visiting kanto for the first time, what do you MEAN one of the gym leaders was an evil team boss

it's better than whatever kalos has going on with malva

#also clem if u see this what’s the bio homework #reblog #pokemon #pkmn irl #marie speaks #pkmn #real pokemon

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its his birthday

#HApPY BIRTHDAY BART!!! #the ​gulpin of all time!!

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damn hoenn can’t take a break from getting attacked by ecoterroists huh.

hope y’all are doing good over there

#marie speaks #pkmn #real pokemon #pokemon irl

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// curse tpc for only putting half of Marie’s team members in scarvio

#ooc #I wanna make her team so bad :(

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battles are rlly fucking boring and I wish so much of our society wasn’t so centered around them

if you're a pokéblog rb this with an unpopular opinion. state no reasoning

#marie speaks #pkmn irl #pkmn #pokemon irl #real pokemon

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I… may have had an encounter with xearnes a few years back

i wonder how many people have met like, legendaries like dialga, arceus, solgaleo, etc.

like, my mom says she saw the entire hoenn trio before, something about a lot of rain and a fight? and some kid riding in on rayquaza? it all sounds fake honestly, im not sure i believe her haha

im actually really curious though now. might have to spend an afternoon looking that stuff up

#reblog #pkmn irl #pokemon #real pokemon

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should flygon be a bug type

discuss

#shout out to my flygon she is great #marie speaks #pkmn #pokemon irl #real pokemon #unreality

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WOAH WAIT HOLD ON

THAT LOOKS LIKE THE ZORUA THAT GOT INTO MY HOUSE LAST MONTH

So guess what hatched last night while I was sleeping

I at first thought he just had a strange coat for a zorua but upon closer inspection there seemed to be more to it!

I called Professor Sycamore and headed to the lab. We ran some tests and determined that this zorua is somehow the result of mixing the dna of a common zorua and a hisuian zorua. This enigma we have here seems to be more similar to a common zorua though along with being a mono dark type.

We’re checking him over and so far all his results point to him being perfectly healthy, he weems to be just like any other zorua except for his pattern.

The Professor says that the egg that zorua hatched from was found at a Pokémon Center. The nurses tried hatching him themselves but were unsuccessful which lead to the Professor getting. He then gave it to me.

We’ll have to report this to the proper authorities such as the league seeing as someone leaving eggs of genetically modified zorua could lead to the ecosystem coming into harms way.

I’m simply curious on what the person or persons that did this hoped to accomplish. Possibly bringing back the hisuian zorua or maybe to create a new for of zorua?

Anyways the zorua will being staying at the lab for further examination, if all goes well he may live there permanently with everyone. Guess I ain’t getting my first Pokémon quite yet.

#IS THIS RELATED??? #also hi sycamores daughter here #reblog #pkmn rp #pkmn irl

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went to the restroom and found my flygon. in the bathtub.

you do you bud.

#unreality #marie speaks #pkmn #pokemon irl #real pokemon #//wow a post

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// hi sorry for the lack of posts the past few days I’ve been sick with a shitty cold. also i have an actual power outage right now so that’s fun lol

#ooc

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so was anyone gonna tell me that lumiose city had a power outage last night or was I supposed to find out myself through fucking tumblr

#damn I really slept through that huh #unreality #marie speaks #pkmn #pokemon irl #real pokemon

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hate it when random tourists come up to me asking if I want to battle. no I do not GO AWAY!!!! I’m just trying to get home from class dude

#like if you wanna battle so bad #go to the battle chateau or smth #unreality #marie speaks #pkmn #pokemon irl #real pokemon

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(@wingsofachampion) Hiya! I know humans can't use moves, but do you have a favorite one to watch? -Tropius

Moonblast! It’s so pretty to look at and it’s a go to move whenever I’m doing a performance or contest!

#unreality #marie speaks #pkmn #pokemon irl #real pokemon #marie answers #wingsofachampion

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literally all my flygon does all day is sleep on a rock in the sunlight. arceus I wish that were me

#marie speaks #unreality #pkmn #pokemon irl #real pokemon