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Douglas Adams, Microserfs
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I heard you tried to find me in someone else
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ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
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Dear uterus,
I’m as thrilled as you are that I’m not pregnant but let’s chill the fuck out.
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finding money in ur pocket like
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