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"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

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new contender for best community note of all time

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the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

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"Cut everything that doesn't advance the plot" no. I'm gonna write more stuff that doesn't advance the plot

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“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly. 

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Red, White and Royal Blue (2023) + text posts

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“Dear Thisbe, I wish there weren’t a wall. Love, Pyramus”

RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE

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Henry, about Alex ♡

Alex, about Henry

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The Mandalorian - The Mines of Mandalore

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The term and concept of "rent lowering gunshots" has seeped into my mental vocabulary, and I've welcomed it there. Something I'm up to is gross and weird? Good, keeps the rent low. Keeps judgy people out. Post weird shit on your blog, do weird shit to your hair, be as fucky as your heart ever wants to be. If you're not the one making the profit, make yourself unprofitable. The aposematism of brightly coloured creatures is there to warn predators, not friends.

You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.

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my favorite genre is stupid idiot fathers protecting their stupid idiot little children

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— If the meds were switched, then when I got them mixed up, I… I accidentally switched them back, so… I gave Harlan… — The correct doses, yes. But not accidentally.

KNIVES OUT (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

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how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

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the only bad thing about garlic is all the paperwork you have to do before you can even cut it up

look at that

layers and layers of bureaucratic bullshit

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Peanuts, November 13, 1964

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Scotland should declare independence real quick, while they’re not looking