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@ that scene from shadow&bone when the darkling pushed alina up against the wall and kissed her

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his smile deepened and he cocked his head to the side. it almost hurt to see him this way. “will you say it?” he asked.          I hesitated, feeling danger crowd in on me.  “aleksander,” I whispered.          his grin faded and his grey eyes seemed to flicker.  “again,” he said.          “aleksander.”

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The Darkling: My great great great fuck up of an ancestor build this shadow fold and destroyed Ravka. I want to undo his mistakes. Power drove him mad.

Alina: Wow your ancestor seems like a huge dick

The Darkling: ok fiRST OF ALL EXCUSE YOU-

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the otp: *tries to kill one another*

me: stop flirting you two get a room already god

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me @ characters who have a tragic back story and uses sarcasm as a coping mechanism:

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Tall, dark, handsome villain: Join me and I promise to love you and rule beside you forever and a glorious day

YA female protagonist: Never! This *points to some Chad* seventeen-year-old boy who lives next door to me is my soulmate

Me:

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No one:

Me: No offense but mr Kaz I’m-going-to-get-my-money-and-I’m-going-to-get-my-girl Brekker is my all time favorite fictional character I’m lookin at u netflix don’t mess this up

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leigh bardugo: *fancasts ben barnes as the darkling*

leigh bardugo years later: *announces ben barnes as the darkling in the shadow and bone tv series*

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what it feels like to go to the bathroom right when you wake up

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Why do Spotify friends exist? So they can see my ABHORRENT taste in music at 2am on a Tuesday? So they know I have played Party In The USA on a loop for three weeks? So they know all my faults and weaknesses? Why is this a feature.

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welcome to my ted talk

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“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

#i cant believe this post made me lose the game #after like 6 years

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Anxiety is like if the 20 seconds spent waiting to hear if it’s Under Pressure or Ice Ice Baby lasted forever

#ice ice baby is a treasure

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you know when the hero dies and they try to resurrect him but he comes back slightly wrong and unhinged and without morals? vine vs tiktok

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Fleetwood Mac is the moon energy to ABBA’s sun energy.