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I see the price of groceries and my leitmotif changes to minor key

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its quite easy to make noises. oouugghhhh. aaaaauuuhhh. uwaaaaaaa. awawaaa. it comes naturally to me

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you can't even stitch various body parts together to create a man anymore. due to woke

#i was just trying to make a sick monster dude and now people are calling ME the monster???

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Jesse I have to sell you to one direction

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Turnabout Sisters

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i know you're in heat right now but can you still come in to work

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what it feels like to hear dad say faggot in an endearing manner

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His silly rabbit

#i’m his silly rabbit :3

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a gentleman so flat and boobless you could skip him across the water like a prized stone

#i look like this

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I bottom in such a more sophisticated way than you do. Oh you bottom because it "feels good?" I practice jouissance as a mode of ascesis. I always get compliments from tops about my heroic masochism.

#idk what half of these words mean #but it still feels true to self

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the outburst i had at joann’s fabrics is fully reflective of who i am and i will not change or reflect on this

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ever since i was little i've dreamed of being the sleazy lawyer who takes the suspect away from questioning and prevents the cops from catching the orphan strangler

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Your honor I think you'll find that my message "I am going to kill you with a hammer tomorrow morning as you leave for work I know your routine and I will catch you" did not have "/srs" attached to it

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he transitioned, it's hatsune mike now

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what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is

#it’s be like if a dog were tiny and with wings #:3

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bro stop being so verbose the hoes keep having to look up dictionary definitions every time they talk to you