SPECIAL CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS: Monostich
In addition to reading regular submissions for volume three of Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo, I'm adding a special call for monostiches (I'm blaming the equinox).
A monostich is a poem composed of a single line. John Ashbery wrote some pretty good ones.
Please submit up to three (3) previously unpublished monostiches in a Word file to buffaloplus8 (at) gmail (dot) com. In the subject line of your email, write MONOSTICH.
This will not count toward a regular submission for volume three, so please feel free to submit to this special call, our regular submissions, or both! Submissions for this special call will close alongside regular submissions in May 2024.
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Two Poems by Morgan L. Ventura
A Brief Synesthetic History
When I look around it could be said we are living in dark times, the walls & skies & sea & clouds & spaces within me, obsidian smoke, pitch tar, pooled oil. It tastes of ash & petrol & mould & the edge of a boiled knife & I hear the whooshing whooping of distant stars â black holes â ebony arias bending, twisting vibrations. Whatâs true is I want brighter times, amber & magenta times, spirals of smiling roses & giddy peonies, & detonations of laughing citrine. Times that carry the blush of wisteria, caramel popcorn, earnest eucalyptus. I was born in green times â aventurine smiles & verdant yards blooming viridian jewels, emerald & jade hanging from low branches, wistful and content. The 80s rainforest transmutes blue. Periwinkle times, the 90s breathed cornflower winds and bluebell gales, husked sapphire on metal plates, glimmering robin eggs on cedar porch chirping an unearthly jingle piercing aquamarine eyes of my father who knew only sadness. The sky only spoke rain, it was falling sea, shredded wave, lacerated labradorite, cascades of troubled cerulean. Shocked like glaciers arguing, raging because allâs spilled into red. A time of crimson, furls of fuchsia in the tide of blood after flames across New York, after strikes in Chicago, after death in the family. The 2000s were carnelian, lay the bead beneath my tongue, the rubies on my eyes, enshrine me in magma, encrust me in this livid tomb. Vitrine of vermillion, what is a body but stained glass, medieval sun never modern. The next eraâs violet, arched, mutilated candy blossoming from irises in the back. In the evening light it all shivers purple, bruised lilacs yammer & portend a luminous love. Amethyst troves in the attic squirm & emit warmth, simmering with snapdragon & grapes, pisco vineyard from a decade ago, time punctured by lazy lost lagoons. Take me now into what seems like blank times, off-shades of pale peeling into crystal pears & glass shards as we wait, & the iridescent soul in the body of the future, the cloud high above spitting quartz & splitting mirrors, declares these are rainbow times, & I have to tell you, I love all the colours, I want all the colours. World, let me bathe in your prisms & drink your light. This marbled soil, this striated sky. Iâd be no one & nowhere without.
 Internal Monologue of an Anthropologist in Paris
i.
My mother said if I fail on my new adventure I can live in her closet.
My French roommate has shit in my bed after having a midlife crisis at 29.
On television I look like an idiot. Even smart, floral blazers from the 10th Arrondissement make me look like a cartoon character because Iâm very small.
They want to hire me as a curatorial fellow at the Musée du Quai Branly but then I have to stay here and oh, how I know the Parisians suffer.
Every Thursday there is a voracious vacuuming in the flat above me at 6am and I am suddenly murderous. I strike the ceiling with my broom and the ceiling strikes back.
ii.
My life is an Antonioni film. At the Sorbonne, Iâm asked to describe my unwritten doctoral thesis in front of four medieval historians and a self-proclaimed spiritualist who spends most of his time at PĂšre Lachaise by the grave of some important figure whose name I canât remember. I whirl around in my seat and quip, âIt is about nothing with precision.â
iii.
The community in Oaxaca wants me to ask the Mexican government to return the collection it stole but Iâm merely an anthropologist, when did we ever hold power?
Margaret Mead was barely 5â0â and carried a walking stick taller than herself, which sheâd use to intimidate men. Thatâs power.
Iâm invited by the History Channel to appear on Ancient Aliens after my undergraduate advisor, a certain Mayanist, declines and thinks it would be hilarious to give them my personal email. âWe will pay you $300,â they tell me. I think seriously about it.
Pseudoscience is absurd but my life is absurd. My next-door neighbour smokes cigarettes naked while his parrot shits on the patio. A colleague informs me they irrationally hate my surname.
âWould you like a career in anthropology?â my PhD advisor asks me after I tell him about the invite. This, coming from a man whose faculty headshot features him sacrificing a chicken.
Anthropologists donât deserve careers, I think. But I sure enjoy all the grant and fellowship money, societyâs conviction that we are worth something because âwe are scientists.â
I donât want a career, I conclude.
iv.
Over lunch in the EHESS cafeteria, my friend says everyone here complains too much and that the Parisians are insane and create their own chaos.
My brother texts me because my mother is in jail. She should stay there.
I go for coffee with an artist in Le Marais. The owner comes out to scream at all of us who dare to use their laptops and take up too much time â or space.
Claude LĂ©vi-Strauss helped found UNESCO. Franz Boas died in his arms. Claudeâs a structuralist and I despise structure. Will I die in the arms of anyone?
When Bronislaw Malinowski died, we all found out that he was a pervert. His field notebooks were festooned with scribbles of his interlocutorâs boobs.
âAnthropologists are very interesting, no?â asks the barista Iâve befriended at perhaps the most hipster cafĂ© I could find.
I donât know, are we?
Am I?
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Dark Sonnets
i
The strain persists
Like motors on a backpack
A grand clock
On a grand building
Situations determine circumstance
They say
Like a weathervane
Occurring north to south
And then south to north
As a wolf moves across the tops of trees
Even the sun still rises
And moms watch the trains roll by
Astride a stroller
Thinking it might be worth it
ii
Exposition asks only for your hand
It leads and parts of you follow
An old tree that dies
Must be dismantled in stages
First the limbs
Then the uppermost trunk
Then the middle
Finally the stump
Though best practice
Advises leaving it
In the ground
Until it dies completely
And you donât have to labor
Against the resistance of its roots
iii
What does one survive if not themselves
Transportation leads to false epiphanies
Like jumping jacks at 6am
Humping lackluster through another day
In the soft times we can bisect the patterns
Concatenating pieces that need
But the thinnest thread
A tiny effort
During the shortest time
My place among strangers in a dark tunnel
I feel most myself in this liminal place
The swaying and careening
Every white noise
The inherent purpose the gathering holds
iv
I want to be more like ground cherries
which grow with a thin covering
like paper surrounding their fruit
and while ultimately doesn't protect it
against its vulnerability
at least visibly communicates
its delicate nature
as if to say,
I canât prevent you from injuring me
but I can take care to communicate
how best I should be handled
to anyone who might be paying attention
It is impossible to follow a raindrop forever
Or separately pool the excess
v.
I donât know what is important anymore
As we wait as we weather
Movement is literal and figurative
As I mishear, mis-sing if we all have wings
We all have nothing in common
Other than the plainest facts
A 28 hour bus ride from the nearest airport
A photo ripped out of a western magazine
If I inadvertently look like I belong to one train as opposed to another
That I belong to this language in these moments
That otherwise belonging is something else
A wet shoe in the grass
A rubber band which gathers the babyâs hair
A voyage through catalogs of photographs
vi.
At a certain point I stopped listening
The space between the pauses shorter
The similes less like similes
No metaphors or only metaphors
Only imaginary jet streams of borrowed stories
Itâs easy to die off that which loves
No water no sun
Maquettes a common shortcuts
Empty and institutional
A short cut for what I was meaning to say
I donât want to watch the buildings fall
I donât want to read about the probability
Even as I continue to grow larger and more round
I am determined to appear take up less space so I have someone else to blame
vii.
It isnât quite as bleak
So the path leads into itself
So the morning noises are limited
The sound of a garbage can rolled down the driveway
The bin in the park where people put their dog waste
Itâs a lot to expect unconditional love all the time
A discounted emotion that cites the lost year as its source
Is it a matter of question
If itâs a matter of question
How was, you say, you want more without saying you want more
Since the saying betrays a truth that mustnât ever be revealed
At this distance you can see your stupid little life for what it was
A bell jar surrounded by wetlands that have no choice
But to flood to get your attention
viii.
I want to give you this rock
It isnât a heavy rock
You can cup it in the palm of one hand
This rock wonât actually do anything
It wonât transform your life
Allaying your regrets
Your remorse for time past
It is a common rock
One you might find strewn among
The rubble aside train tracks
I want to give this to you
Because even though this rock is nothing special
It was given to specifically to you
And thatâs something
ix.
if I donât journal
if I donât speak
if I donât do the things that I have said I will do
if I donât feel joy
if I donât feel pleasure
if I only continue to use this space for what I have learned to use this space for
if I never make any bones about it
if I donât think toward you with an old love
if I donât believe that it will be any different
if I donât in fact believe in change
or really if I donât believe in your change
if I donât carefully separate out the contractions
if I donât remember it without the shortcuts
if I donât ascribe meaning to this particular union any longer
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Jackie Clark
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Two Poems by Jessie Lynn McMains
Secret
is I stabbed summer    watched it twitch and
spurt, dark, arterial     crunched the husks of late
cicadas esoteric as the leaves         we use to
cross our sacred wounds       mystic is her
lemonlips     the fuzz soft above     them
charcoal smudge of shadow          over her
clavicle I wanna wake up in    November
with a sprig    of verbena planted     in the pocket
of my leather jacket    her fingers fuzzing
on the stubble of my          brooding clouds
crisp wind rustle in     the oaktrees how sweet
how soft she         sing to me
At the Dennyâs in Michigan City, Indiana, at 2 a.m. in Mid-October
everyoneâs loonier than a junebug in a Canadian goose-
feathered bed. One middle-aged fella in a Van Halen t-shirt
with the sleeves torn off stuffs his mouth fulla straws and whistles
âDusty Crabapple Pie.â The old-timers in the back booth play
poker for packets of non-dairy creamer and Sweet nâ Low, sling
stories of glory days hunting Mud Mermaids and Wild Men. Thereâs a drunk
lady whoâs 30 or 45 or maybe 67, she doesnât need anybody
but she wants somebody to love. She stumbles from table to table, asks
every man and half the women if they want to go neck
in the bathroom. Her hair is the color of motor oil puddled on the floor
of Mooreâs Auto Repair, and if sheâs especially fond of ya sheâll pull
her shorts down and give you a flash of her star-freckled assâ
but sheâll smack ya if you try to trace the constellations.
At the Dennyâs in Michigan City, Indiana, at 2 a.m. in mid-October
they have a secret menu. Sure, you can get the Grand Slam Slugger
or the Moons Over My Hammy, but you should ask about the house
specialities. Like Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammo, where they cut
the flapjacks into crosses and arrange the bacon in the shape
of a gun, and the eggs are boiled hard as bullets. Or Uncle Samâs
Thanksgivingâa deep-fried turkey leg stuck through with lit
sparklers. Sometimes, if the fishing was good that day, they have fillet of Mud
Mermaid. Once in a blue moon you can get The Elvis Platter.
At the Dennyâs in Michigan City, Indiana, at 2 a.m. in mid-October
they only play one song, which is a mashup of songs by the most famous
Hoosier musicians. Itâs called âHurts So Good Runninâ With the Devil
Billie Jean in Paradise City.â It would be obnoxious if you could
hear it over the din of spoons and trash talk, if you werenât so tired youâd pass
out facedown in your flapjacks if you didnât have to get back
on the road to Michigan.
At the Dennyâs in Michigan City, Indiana, at 2 a.m. in mid-October
the night managerâwhoâs also the hostâis the spitting ghost-
twin of latter-day Elvis. Fat and bedazzled with a queasy quaalude
smile. When you arrive, he greets you with a âhunka-hunka-burninâ love,â
and when you leave he says: âItâs so good to see ya, darlinâ. I havenât seen
ya âround here in years.â When you tell him youâve never been
to that Dennyâs, or to Michigan City, before in your life, he says: âOf course
ya have. I knew ya when you were knee-high to a soybean. Weâd go down
to the Town of Pines and boogie with the Wild Men. Weâd go up
to the state park and have hotdog-eating contests on the sand dunes. Donât
ya remember?â
At the Dennyâs in Michigan City, Indiana, at 2 a.m. in mid-October
you say no, you donât remember, that wasnât you, he must have mistaken
you for someone else. âNot possible,â Elvis says. âNot possible.â And
at the Dennyâs in Michigan City, Indiana, at 2 a.m. in mid-October when
youâre goose-tired and fulla greased hash and headed for Kalamazoo you
never know. Darlinâ, you just never know.
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Jessie Lynn McMains
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Three Poems by Lauren Ireland
Small Sin
Now I am not young
but the flesh of gods does not tarnish.
Have you considered sacrifice.
The dying fir, crushed, just a small sin.
There are many things you can burn to placate them.
The memory of linden blossoms.
The knotty rhizomes of devotion.
Two and a half inches of hair.
The wheel of time has many hands.
Now you know
every time is the last time.
Eurydice
for Linda Gregg
Madness is just the slow loosening of many small knots.
True divinity is untying each bond yourself.
True divinity is a little death, not quite enough.
True divinity is being half-devoured
by the snake that eats unnecessary things.
It is a fire that burns away the threads, then it is
a lit match in a closed drawer.
Released, I radiate a flyblown desire
in a space between. Now I am a saint.
I am the saint of terrible things, naked and angry,
terrifying in my wild loneness. I fill a room.
I fill a whole hell of rooms. You will need to make a new hell.
I will not make myself small.
I will not unmake myself.
Things scream and scream. It is frightened rabbits running
through the forest in one of the many hells we have made.
There was no backwards look. You did not turn
to see my face, shivering and distant
as though beheld through disturbed waters.
The myth of love is a mirror. The myth of love made me.
I followed you down, not out.
How You Could
Actually, I burn for you.
It is not beautiful, this knowing,
many-layered as the old rose
that whispers when I touch it.
It is the relentless dial tone
of my heart at night.
How I make myself a torch
how I blaze so you can find me.
It is a terrible fire.
Here are all the ways I tried to stop it.
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Lauren Ireland
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Two Poems by Sydney Smith
r/cumshot
perky / amateur / facial // after labor day
party  /  wife gets  /   everywhere  //
dumpster / neck / on counter / sexy little
/  business trip  //  blossoms  /  begs /
impregnable / texture // cleans up / daily
/ virtual / anus // receives / influx  //
downloads / repairman / and much more
now is a time for healing
my / email newsletter / psychic healer / sends / red
onions and / garlic / over voicemail // sliding scale
rituals for / all digital platforms / protection from /
instagram  /  revenge porn  //  we meet / in a club
penguin chat room / a holy place /Â untouched by / the
metaverse / she tells me // sleep with your thighs
wrapped tight / around this bottle / thereâs nothing
inside / but it will help you keep / your legs closed
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Sydney Smith
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Despondent, and You?
Do you know where I can buy
a little buoyancy? Any old Tuesday
           can shake you up. See,
when I looked up, the sky was
bordered with pestilence. Something
           was eating the children but
our shopping carts were empty so
it was hard to care. Fluorescent lighting
           flickered above what we were told
was our lives. I thought what I needed
was a change in perspective, to flip fast
           enough through blood-rush
I could steady in on my center.
What are we orbiting? Can it be enough
           for one moment to touch
the root of us to the world,
to feel it press back? Look at yourself,
           serious as a cover letter.
Decadence wonât solve it, but
I volunteer to keep trying.
           New windstorm, old safety.
No quinoa, all caviar.
Try some funny business for a change.
           Hang from the trees by your feet,
clean out the mindâs garage.
Surely thereâs something more
           comfortable you might slip into.
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Caroline Stevens
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Three Poems by John Leo
Ninkasiâs Song
for Allycen
Some say civilization began
with the first batch of beer,
honey-dazed monks
awaiting the arrival
of their itinerant God.
Lie with me. Let us dwell on
the buzzing of fat bees amid zinnias.
The haze and splendor of July.
I like to think the monks
would smile on us, and doubly
marvel at the wealth of meads
and brandys arraigned
on the shelf at Handy Time Liquors.
I like to think civilization
is still spinning up.
Still in the early stages
of a great party, the first jester
working up the first knock-knock joke,
a bearded abbott dominating the first
game of flip-cup. Every song
a new feeling. Every sin
a curiosity, a party-foul,
to be etched in a later era
by a hungover scribe with the first
and best-intentioned chisel.
MKULTRA
For some, prophecy is a banana
republic. Lingerie in the tumble dryer.
A gorilla in a trenchcoat.
Today I am going to tell a secret.
About the government. About control.
I want to say goodbye before I blow
my whistle. Just as we are
about to kiss, I disappear
over the hotel balcony.
At first I am sad to see you go. Suddenly
I am passing many open windows.
A nude woman washing her hands.
A maid with her back to me, vacuuming,
humming the theme from Dallas.
Two G-men sipping Tecate,
their Hawaiian shirts ripe,
watching like bored stargazers,
content to sling skipping rocks
along the hazy surface of a future.
The Touch
after Kelly Reichardtâs âOld Joyâ
The feeling shudders out
a gasping thing, breaching,
Kurtâs face a twist
of thicket in firelight.
When he says he is
alright now, just being crazy,
feeling a lot better,
what he means is
he has chosen
the slow death.
Wooden tubs.
Boiled water.
The long chute pouring.
Kurtâs hands. Markâs
hands slackening,
his shoulders
slackening as the hands
press into the water
and the water forgets
just for a moment
to mirror the past.
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John Leo
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Two Poems by RĂ©ka Nyitrai
What only paint can do
To escape boredom, I doodle a baby horse. After a while I notice that it has grown so much that it no longer fits on the paper. Its ears and tail already occupy the table and a significant part of the couch. If it continues to grow at this rate, it will soon be too big for the apartment. I start to sketch a stable, only to notice that a hand that it is not mine is populating it with more horses. They look like my brothers.
Triangulation
My imaginary lover lives in London. We keep in touch through letters exchanged via homing pigeons. We talk openly about anything: my sex life, his sex life and the weather. We are in an open relationship, but even so, itâs hard not to be jealous. When I become too jealous, I remind myself that I can always cheat on him with my husband, and all of a sudden, I calm down.
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RĂ©ka Nyitrai
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Two Poems by Caleb Bouchard
Last night you told me: âI wear the fatâŠ
Last night you told me: âI wear the fat
ass in this family.â Friday
nights are like a candle I
never want to blow out.
You sing. I dance. We
paint each otherâs
nails. Jekyll,
here we
come.
Before another cup of coffeeâŠ
Before another cup of coffee
I want to know whatâs going on
with the roller skates behind
the shed behind leasing
and if they are up
for grabs and if
I can get
them in
red.
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Caleb Bouchard
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That time on my back porch laughing
I have a video of you on my cell phone trying to do an impression of me and my bad dating habits. Thereâs a bleached towel wrapped around your shoulders like an anvil; like you are the wolf attempting to become the sheep. We were dyeing your hair blue. The video is really funny. The last poem I write you will be the most beautiful.
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Elissa Fertig
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Two Poems by Rosemary Royston
Evening News
The taste of purple grapes,
corduroy fish swimming
on the gold couch.
Chapped lips,
scarred lung
The kettle with its ashes, waiting.
Dry puzzle pieces of red clay
on the floor. Dark roots
and blue suitcases.
The box flickers.
Secretarial Pool
You canât swim in it.
Thereâs no water. Itâs thick
with thighs & breasts & unruly pubes.
Every hour, boys push girls
under. Some drown. There are no
repercussions -- Â another woman
always pops up. The lifeguardâs stand
is vacant, year-round.
Even though itâs a pool, youâll not find
any children. Yet, the women raise & discipline
in non-secretarial hours. They are encouraged
to cook, clean, suck cock.
The oiled men laugh & say the pool
is a thing of the past while they hand out
half-day vacations & gift cards to Chick Fil A.
Look, over there. A head, bobbing.
No water, no lifeguards.
Just bodies with breasts & thighs
& unruly pubes, dying
to get out.
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Rosemary Royston
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cringebeast
let it be known that these pages
grow larger than the sun
and stretch out their palms
as no one waits
as bells ring at all hours
as frogs are turned to glass
and as the dust collects on the years
and grass howls in the wind
the bellies of gods dissolve open
and we come back here again
and doors swing from their hinges
and frog shards collect the sun.
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Allen Seward
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You Had Time
I still love this.
Doesnât this just make you want to
breathe differently?
There was a time when I understood this song
better than anyone should.
I wish this song wouldnât end.
I donât know what it is,
but I can listen to this song on repeat for
5,231,255 years.
...
Source: comments on a video of Ani DiFrancoâs song âYou Had Timeâ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz2tChEEZn8 accessed July 2019)
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Jessy Randall
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Times I think I was happy
The day FG and I walked from West Philly to Spruce Street Harbor and had ice cream floats / the Sunday I spent the whole day in bed with my cat / as a little girl floating face down in the Long Island Sound and pretending I drowned only to save myself by flipping over to take a big breath, and the sun dazzled my eyes in prism bursts while the water held me up / my 18th birthday before I started drinking and my friends and I had corn chips and sodas / the morning Kelly and I were recovering from a hangover and we watched the Great British Baking Show / when Shawn asked me to be his best man / my parentsâ 50th wedding anniversary party, reading their cake that had a paragraph written in frosting on the top mimicking their original vows / the night my friends and I smoked a bowl out of a hollowed out apple near a bonfire pit in Ocean Beach and fireworks went off right near us / the night I spent in the Smoky Mountains and felt entirely alone / discovering the word slubberdegullion / after I was released from the hospital and my neighbors left a vase filled with daffodils and a note that said âweâre here for youâ/ the first time I fed a dog pizza crust / the night returning from Spruce Street Harbor with FG, when we watched movies until it turned to dawn / and when we finally fell asleep, we were holding hands.
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Jane-Rebecca Cannarella
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An Index of Fears
A glass.
A trotting collie.
A hellish colleague.
A plastic antidepressant coating the earthâs single rib.
A static of hums growing from the moonâs encompassing lagoon.
A turquoise bottle revealing the interior space behind a thrumming vocal cavity.
An entropic mass coming over my I like a jellyfish cloud.
Cavities left in the detritus of a flailing mustang.
Cobalt outcrops covered in burlap pennants.
Mastic resin manifest as rustic mansions.
My dream that I am a crocodile, razor-toothed and spinning through the flesh of my prey.
My eyeâs ribbon as I dove through fermenting fruit. A host of apricots, peaches, pears.
Shoe polish and the brown stain of its open contagion.
The buoyant rocks of a shallow river.
The crisis of a collapsing apsis.
The lessons I never learned from my immersions in ink.
The patter of collapsed teeth within the echo chamber of a lost book.
The radiant orchid.
The space of an O as it enacts the suspension of a raincloud.
The threads of your alien bubble.
The way a ruffled novel emits ribbons of hope and disease.
The way clauses visibly string from the corners of your mouth and puddle into a new solstice.
The way rooftops recede from the eye until they become a singular spine.
Your small yawn, a facsimile of pages from the absent book.
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Connor Fisher
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When I Met Alice
More of your bones
fall into the canyon.
All the parts of you we made
that night in Texas at the
farewell dinner are lost.
You promised
never to lose
those parts,
but there they are
in the dross
with my lungs.
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William Erickson
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