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TOP 3 TRAITORS:

3. Brutus 2. Judas 1. Printers when you are in a hurry

#this amuses me

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Happy Valentine’s Day y’all 💖💖💖💖💖

#this amuses me #myhero academia #comic stuff

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WE WISH YOU A

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR

#This amuses me greatly #happy holidays

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Merry Christmas!

(x)

#this amuses me #lookit the pretty art #he's a phantom

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Miles and Deku would be best friends! I know it!!

#spiderverse #crossovers #Lookit the pretty art #myhero academia #!!! I need to go trawl AO3 for this friendship tag! #love this so much

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Human crewmate: smells like rain

Alien crewmate: you can SMELL that???

Human:. ... yes? Some humans can feel it in their bones, especially where bones have been broken and healed or have decayed. Most of us get it with age.

Alien crewmate, aside to another alien crewmate: what the fuck

#Humans are space orcs

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So, something I learnt the other day. So, you know how dinosaurs supposedly can't see you if you stand still? Well that myth is based on real-life lizards/etc and how eyes in general work. So, once my dad starts infodumping, here comes some other cool information. We, humans, can in fact, also not see something unless it's moving. We fixed this by having our eyes constantly shake. And then our brain compensates for us, so we don't have to have shaky vision.

What if aliens don't have this? Like. What if they find out when one of us was looking at something in the distance, and they walk around this thing that's in front of them, and the alien is confused so they bob their head and oh, there's a thing there, but how did the human know that, and then we explain and they're like, horrified.

Humans are apex predators. They can hunt in packs. They can hunt in pairs. They can hunt on their own. They're persistance predators, which is unheard of. They get stronger when they're mad or scared. They have this thing called 'body language' which acts like a type of hivemind, even if they'll claim it isn't. And. They can see you. When you're not moving. They can still see you. If you ever find yourself in a fight against a human, for whatever reason? Run. Run as fast as you can. And hope, pray if you have a religion, that they won't follow.

#Humans are space orcs #this amuses me #Not dead just back for a hot second #love the Fun Facts I always find in these things

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christmas time is here by Vince Guaraldi except youre waiting for your mom in the parking lot of a grocery store during a snow storm

#for your viewing pleasure #I cannot describe the way this made everything tingle

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Streaming companies are the landlords of media. You will rent in perpetuity, and never actually own anything.

#saving this for future reference

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Did You Know?

The number of rings a tree has in its trunk tells you the number of innocents it has killed!

#okay okay but like #the implications if this were true? #horrific #I love it

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[insert video logs of those two guys on tiktok learning to play random songs on their washer/drier machines, getting more complex as the videos progress]

humans need a wide variety of stimulation.

imagine a busy alien crew wondering where a melody is coming from and realizing their human has been pushing buttons on a panel because they make pitched noises.

#this amuses me #humans are space orcs

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#for your viewing pleasure #this amuses me

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Can we just take a second to appreciate the fact that there are 5,513 fics on AO3 tagged 'Accidental Baby Acquisition' and the top three fandoms for it are Batman, Minecraft and Dream SMP?

This is hilarious to me and I'm not sure why. But it is funny.

#this amuses me

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#comic stuff #this amuses me

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Ruby Keeler & Lee Dixon dance on a giant typewriter in Ready, Willing & Able (1937)

#lookit the pretty art

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YOUNG MAN

there's no need to look down, i said

YOUNG MAN

really, please don't look down, i said

YOUNG MAN

cast your gaze not upon

t h e d r e a d

R I F T

O F

C O S M I C

T E R R O R S

#this amuses me