Tumgik
bryce-the-photos · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
*lead pipe drops to the concrete floor* DRINK BEAR, RAISE SOME HELL, AND THERES A ANGEL. IT REMINDS ME A STONE STATUE THAT YOU SEE ON VAPORWAVE ALBUMS SPECIFICALLY A STATUE ON HARDVAPOR ALBUMS THAT DREAM CATALOGUE WOULD HAVE IN THEIR DISCOGRAPHY. IT REMINDS ME OF *WHAT* A ALBUM *WHAT* BY SANDTIMER *WHAT* AKA HKE *WHAT* HONG KONG EXPRESS *WHAT* AKA LUCID *WHAT* PROUD FATHER *WHAT* AMBIENT PRODUCER *WHAT* VAPORWAVE *WHAT* DREAMPUNK *WHAT*. WHAT AM I SAYING IM STONE COLD NOT BEDDY LITTLE EYED CHRIS JERICHO WHAT WHAT WHAT! OF COURSE THE PHOTOT IN QUESTION IS NOT EXACTLY LIKE THE ALBUM "VAPORWAVE IS DEAD" BY SANDTIMER FOR THERE IS NOT ANY WATER ON THE ANGEL (OR BEER HELL YEAH)! BUT IT REMINDED ME OF THAT BASED ON MY FALTY MEMORY IT IS BETTER TO MAKE SOMETHING THAT REMINDS YOU OF SOMETHING RATHER THAN COPY IT WHAT WHAT WHAT! NOW IF YOU WANT ME TO OPEN A CAN OF WHOOPASS ON YOUR INTERPRETATION OF THIS PHOTO GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!
0 notes
bryce-the-photos · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
LISTEN HERE YOU SEEKERS OF ENLIGHTENMENT. YOU MAY WONDER WHO AM I TO YOU MORTALS. I AM THE SUPERHERO, THE SUPERVILLIAN, AND THE SOLDIER OF ALL THINGS PHOTOGRAPHY. BASK IN THE GLORY OF MY MASCULINE ACCOMPLISHMENTS THAT INCLUDES MY CLASS (earliest class is around 8am depending on semesters), INTELLIGENCE (A/B honor roll), AND MASCULINITY (ate some eggs and drank some milk). I AM THE ONE WHO CATCHES YOUR EYE WITH MY MOVES, GIVES YOU THE RIDDLES OF WHAT MY MESSAGE MEANS, AND SMOKE THE BAR OF CANDY WITHIN MY FINGER THAT FRIGHTENS THE AUTHORITIES.
I also like music and hifi hobbies. Will post more photos in the future. :-) [face of strength]
0 notes
bryce-the-photos · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
DING LA DING LA DING I AM HACKING IN THE MAINFRAME WITH THIS TESTOSTERONE FUELD PHOTO THAT WILL MAKE ARNOLD SHRIEK IN FEAR! THE NERDS THAT I TOOK LUNCH MONEY FROM ARE SHAKING IN THEIR KNEES BY THE EXPERIMENTATION OF THIS PHOTO! WHAT DOES IT MEAN? YOU DON'T KNOW? FIND OUT!
I remember playing this game as a kid so I hope you can relate your childhood memories of SCOOBY DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED ON THE GAME BOY A D V A N C E D!!!!!!!!!
0 notes
bryce-the-photos · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
LISTEN HERE YOU WHIMPS THIS IS MY FIRST PHOTO I WILL BE POSTING ON MY TUMBLR CALLED BRYCE THE PHOTO. THIS PHOTO HAS A TRUCK, A MAILBOX, SOME GRASS, A ROAD, AND SKIES FILLED WITH CLOUDS. DON'T LET GRANDMA SEE THIS BECAUSE SHE WILL FREAK!
1 note · View note
bryce-the-photos · 10 months
Text
Took a thousand photos
Never made a dime
1 note · View note