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hi, haven't been on in ages. I have been taking a break from this blog, but forgot to say (which is a tad awkward). if you want to reliably contact me, my insta is the same as my tumblr username. sorry lol
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reblog to tell the person you reblogged this from that they are deserving of love and affection
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i spent far too long in the silmarillion fandom before joining tumblr, so basically all of my blocked tags are the utterly disturbing inc/stuous ships, so that i get nothing but sweet, pure, jokes about kinslayings and people shipping caranthir with that one human or something idk 
feel like the real personality test is ur first filtered tag. what pissed u off so much u spent time learning how to filter tags
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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
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“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”
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I’m just going to leave this here…
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reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from
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words have left me, but i did draw this, and it is in fact vex
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Crowley from Good Omens is a transandrophobia truther!
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Aziraphale from Good Omens is a transandrophobia truther!
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oh! I have to tell you guys a great story one of my professors told me. So he has a friend who is involved in these Shakespeare outreach programs where they try to bring Shakespeare and live theatre to poor and underprivileged groups and teach them about English literature and performing arts and such. On one of their tours they stopped at a young offenders institute for women and they put on a performance of Romeo and Juliet for a group of 16-17 year old girls. It was all going really well and the girls were enjoying and laughing through the first half - because really, the first half is pretty much a comedy - but as the play went on, things started to get quiet. Real quiet. Then it got up to the suicide scene and mutterings broke out and all the girls were nudging each other and looking distressed, and as this teacher observed them, he realised - they didn’t know how the play ended. These girls had never been exposed to the story of Romeo and Juliet before, something which he thought was impossible given how ubiquitous it is in our culture. I mean, the prologue even gives the ending away, but of course it doesn’t specify exactly how the whole “take their life” thing goes down, so these poor girls had no idea what to expect and were sitting there clinging to hope that Romeo would maybe sit down for a damn minute instead of murdering Paris and chugging poison - but BAM he died and they all cried out - and then Juliet WOKE UP and they SCREAMED and by the end of the play they were so upset that a brawl nearly broke out, and that’s the story of how Shakespeare nearly started a riot at a juvenile detention centre
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Don't kill yourself, please.
If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.
If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.
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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
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YOU hates terfs
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Picture of J.K. Rowling against a black background.
To her right, the text reads:
"Harry Potter was rejected by 12 publishers before it was finally accepted"
"Like and share if you wish it had been 13"
End of image description.
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The person who reblogged this from you is rooting for your success.
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Faramir from Lord of the Rings is a transandrophobia truther!
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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