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genderbend tsukuyo is so😍😍

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I think the smartest thing a woman can be is not easily impressed lol.

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How to get away with MURDER!!! (made for research and writing purposes only :) or not idc)

Step 1 : Actually do the murder

It's better to not kill anyone you know, since you'll automatically be questioned if you have a connection with the victim.

Isolate your victim, don't do it in broad daylight you dumb fucks. In a car on a highway, in your house (soundproof it just in case), in a forest, preferably at night when there's no one awake and around. This isn't a full list obviously, there are a bunch of isolated places you could use. Don't go to abandoned warehouses or houses though, since there's a probability some crackhead or criminal will already be there/come in there.

Choosing a weapon isn't just 'oh I'll just take this it seems cool', obviously. You have to work with the circumstances. Shooting someone is efficient, but is easily traced. Your gun's barrel leaves unique marks on the bullet, so if the weapon is found it's game over. Gunshot residue will also probably end up on your skin and clothes. A knife is less efficient and more risky, but way easier to get your hands on, easier to clean, easier to dispose of. The victim might struggle though, and might even get away, so watch out for that. Strangulation is a terrible idea most of the time, considering the amount of time needed to kill someone if you're inexperienced. After 10 seconds of pressure (if you're experienced) the victim will lose consciousness. 4-9 minutes are needed to finish them off. There are other choices of weapons but I'm too lazy to go over them, these are just the basics.

Side note : When killing someone with a knife, go for the neck and chest. Try to slash their throat if possible. It'll cut the major arteries, the airways, and the vocal cords all at once, so it's pretty convenient. It'll be very messy, though.

Step 2 : Cleaning up the crime scene (and body disposal)

Okay, you've killed someone, now what? The most fucking annoying but also the most important part of the murder, that's what. The cleaning process.

To increase your chances of getting away with it, dispose of the body. I know it sounds tempting to just leave it there, but it's basically a physical version of a confession and honestly a nuisance. Especially if it's in your house. So roll it in a tarp or something and put it aside for a moment, because cleaning the crime scene is priority while the blood still hasn't dried (it's harder to clean if it has). Get bleach and get scrubbing, because you'll probably be here for a couple hours depending on how much blood there is. Scrub until the crime scene is spotless, and make sure you didn't miss any little spots between tiles or something, because the cops can and will find them.

Now, onto getting rid of the body. First, change clothes, because you're probably covered in blood and sweating from the effort of cleaning up so vigorously. Next, you have a lot of choices, and I mean a lot.

Cutting it up. As tempting as it may seem, it's incredibly difficult, messy, and time-consuming. If you're prepared, by all means go ahead. If you're not, don't even think about it, it's not worth it.

Dumping it in a body of water. For that you need to poke holes in the body so it doesn't float. You also need to transport it, which means you'll also have to clean your car. Depending on how you killed the victim, putting it in your car is not a good idea. If they're not dripping blood, it's fine. If they are, I don't recommend it.

Burn it. This is more difficult than it seems. A body takes a long time to burn, and you need to get it into an isolated area (again, using your car). If you really want to, get yourself a lot of gasoline and prepare for collateral damage.

Just leaving it in a forest. A very lazy option, a very risky option, don't even consider it. No.

Burying it. It's an okay option, but cadaver dogs can easily find it, whether you bury a dead animal on top or not. Also time-consuming, and physically demanding. Don't bury it in your own garden, it's too suspicious and is basically game over upon discovery.

(there's probably more but.. too lazy)

Step 3 : Getting rid of the evidence

Once you get back from dumping the body, it's time to do something even worse than cleaning up. Hoover every. Single. Surface. In the murder scene, so no DNA comes up. Wipe down every surface you or the victim touched (if it's your house or car there's no need to wipe away your own prints). Now clean the murder weapon if you have one. If it's a gun, wipe the prints off and dispose of it in a sewer grate or body of water somewhere away from your house and the murder scene. If it's a knife, clean the blood off with bleach and do as you would with the gun. Next, get rid of the clothes you were wearing. If possible, burn them. Otherwise, just make sure no one finds them, ever. Then take a shower. Wash every inch of your body.

Step 4 : Contemplate your decisions

You're in the shower, thinking about what you've done. How does it make you feel? Guilty? Happy? ...Nothing?

Oops, the Thoughts are here! Shake them away, it's time to make an alibi!

Step 5 : The alibi bullshit.

I have no idea how to make an alibi. Not my problem, I'm not the one getting caught if you don't have one.

In all seriousness, get some friends to vouch for you. They might sell you out, so talk to a friend you're sure you can trust.

That's all I could think of!

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A tale of Ba Sing Se.

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Painting You, Painting Me

Illustration for my work in progress novel about artists titled 1000 Words Unframed

HD images and painting videos on my Patreon.com/Yuumei

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This kid from Nano Machine looks like Nie Mingjue from The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation.

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Moon Gyu from Nano Machine manhwa is a bisexual's dream. Like, girl or guy, I'd simp no questions asked

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The thing about Katara is that she was angry.

She was angry that the Fire Nation killed her mother.

She was angry that her father left them.

She was angry that she was the only Waterbender left in the south pole.

She was angry that the only person her age was her brother, who constantly disregarded her interests and her role in the tribe.

She was angry that what little waterbending she knew, had to be self-taught and how she struggled with that.

she was angry that a twelve year old instantly picked up what had taken her a long time to learn.

she was also angry that her tribe wanted to kick that twelve year old into the wilderness over a mistake.

she was angry over the earth-benders the fire nation had captured and put into a metal box.

she was angry.

And she knew she was angry.

Because she knew her own anger, she was the first to empathize with Aang when he got angry.

And it was because of it she could tell Aang forcing himself to lock his emotions up was not the answer.

Because she knew her own anger, she kept herself under control in the dessert, when everyone else was a mess.

Her anger empowered her. where anger was a tool of self-destruction for firebenders, for her it was what helped her push forward.

It was her anger that freed Aang.

It was her anger that helped her stand to Pakku.

Her anger was her strenght.

She was angry. And this was neither a mistake, nor a writing flaw.

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there’s a reason why the entire story of avatar the last airbender begins and ends with katara. there’s a reason why we are introduced to katara first before we are introduced to any other character. there’s a reason why katara is the narrator. there’s a reason why the creators have emphasized over and over again that katara is just as titular to the story as aang - she’s the other main character.

when you water down katara - remove her compassion, her ability to connect with others, her nurturing role, her ANGER and RAGE and DRIVE - you water down the very fundamentals of the story. you drastically and severely alter the core dynamics of the gaang, because katara was so important to the development of every single one of them. she was the rock and glue that held team avatar together.

katara was unlike any other character to ever appear on television; she was a young brown girl who took no shit from anyone, yet at the same time remained kind and compassionate and nurturing. katara was a force of nature; proud of her heritage and culture, burdened by the responsibility of being the last southern water bender of the water tribe, angered over the death of her mother and everything that the fire nation took from her, determined to help every single person in need, determined to change the world, angry and resentful because old men and rules and laws kept telling her what she could or could not do, thus, she was determined to restructure thousands of years of patriarchy that stood against her from accomplishing her goals and dreams.

watering down katara into at most 2-3 tangible characteristics, stripping her away of all her motivation and agency and nuance, telling the audience that she wants to help and change the world only to have her stand in the background with an air of grief, demonstrates that the writers of the live action fundamentally misunderstand the spirit of avatar. and that’s something so unforgivable. no matter how many changes they decide to make, or how much they decide to stay true to the original story in other areas, no matter how many flashy VFX fight scenes we get - if you fail to properly understand katara, you fail to understand the heart and soul of avatar the last airbender, everything that makes avatar such a timeless classic.

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If you’re an American when you walk in the bathroom, and an American when you walk out of the bathroom, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

…

European.

(By the way Jeff I promise this joke is a lot funnier if you read it out loud.)

Solid!

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walk slow and low on the tightrope

(Bonus Blood Version of the original)

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watching atla for the first time

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Hades and Persephone 🌸

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Draco I-Will-Draw-My-Nemesis-And-Send-Him-The-Paper-Crane Malfoy

Draco I-Will-Dress-Up-As-A-Dementor-For-My-Nemesis Malfoy

Draco I-Will-Climb-A-Tree-To-Look-Cool-And-Wait-For-My-Nemesis Malfoy

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my father is the worst man alive and i am his favorite daughter