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Forgetting something? Not anymore! Try this one fucked up Wizard trick to never lose a thought again!

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Have you activated the shrimp colors?

It might do you well or it may be harmful

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Gonna scream oh my Gd

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Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

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Louder, I don't think this room was made to carry your voice and the people in the back can't hear.

"oh you have an allergy? sorry I harassed you for being a picky eater, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a picky eater, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you have chronic pain? sorry I harassed you for being lazy, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a lazy person, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you're autistic? sorry I harassed you for being weird, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a weird person, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you're deaf? sorry I harassed you for ignoring me, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. you're just not actually a rude person, I still get to harass those people"

"man why does everything have to be a disorder now? I miss the old days when people would TAKE RESPONSIBILITY for being failures and it was socially exceptable for me to harass them, now I look like a jerk when I bully people for annoying me."

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i dunno man it’s kind of fucked up that the new year starts straight after this one finishes. can’t we have a break. why does it have to be so relentless

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American Girl is having their big post-Christmas shopping season sale, and they're clearancing out several older dolls for $65 (which is almost half off - they NEVERrgo that low).

Given this is Tumblr I especially want to draw people's attention to this doll, who's being retired.

Her hair, you will note, is trans flag colors.

If you are, perhaps, a person who really wanted an American Girl doll and was not allowed to have one and would like to do that for your inner child, this is a decent chance to do that:

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my kid keeps saying shit like i love you momy we'll always be together and i just know i am going to die for narrative reasons soon

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love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

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