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good news gang i didn't die on my flight despite the pilot's best efforts

#whoo hoo!

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#friend boyfriend followers????????

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Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

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I’m getting way too comfortable at work. My boss asked me to do something and I replied ‘pay me’ and he looked like the saddest wettest little bug and said ‘we… we do?’

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every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

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wish me luck

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i think all yogurt needs to be labeled as to whether or not it has fruit bits in it, like orange juice is with pulp. for autism purposes

#i need to alternate between them fr cant have only chunks or only smooth all the time gotta have variety

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Mayhaps a Warden Etho and a Vex Wels?

this one took a bit cause christ was born and stuff like that

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My new, totally uneducated guess for why humans tell stories is to keep them from getting bored and cranky while following a gazelle for four hours. No deeper mystery or meaning. Some folk needed a distraction while they tried to catch dinner so they just made some shit up. The end.

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SEGA || animation meme [Empires SMP]

this took me 3 weeks hope you enjoy! and watch it on youtube as well

All the frames in full drawing!

#oh i watched this one a while ago it's so cool #!! them

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swimsuits

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for the hermit swap game, cyborg Etho? :D

i have never drawn etho before this

#whoa

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from jimmy's 5th episode of secret life

#gh. what

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please read the best twitter story i’ve seen all week

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How about Watcher scar?? :0

i spent way too long on this

hope you guys like it

#he's sooo cutiepie!!!!!

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So are we gonna talk about Grian’s episode?