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water shrew..
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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.
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what is your opinion about outstanding people who inspire and push others to develop by their example, but themselves remain almost in obscurity without achieving the recognition they deserve?
how i describe myself on my cv after writing 6-note textposts on a dying microblogging site at 4 am
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can you draw something for me to masturbate to
sure
good luck!
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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back
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anyone else seeing weird mysterious failures on Tumblr
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heh. nice argument. unfortunately for you, i’ve been trapped in a time loop for the last 6 months and i know exactly what to do [kisses you with tongue]
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googled my symptoms and turns out I have to have a pretty girl kiss me
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i need this so bad
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Sometimes fiction doesn’t have a moral to the story. Sometimes fiction points at something and goes “Ever thought about THAT???” And you look at what it’s pointing at for a bit.
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"There's no reason to suck on the strap" oh so you hate joy and whimsy and love?
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sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up
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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time
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My husband said “hey look, it’s your friend” when we were on a walk and when I clearly couldn’t find a familiar face on the sidewalk he pointed to the mourning dove resting on the branch above us
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