i think if i focused really really hard i could grow a leaf
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might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water
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It’s either be yourself or pee yourself dude
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post nut clarity does not properly convey the gravity of the pre nut insanity. like truly.
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they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you
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"Networking is how you get a good job" I am killing myself dawg
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Waiting for people to fuck up so you can cancel them, gatekeeping, communities self-policing to the point of self-destruction, debating each other's validity, communities infighting over terminology, fighting over the Best way to exist, trying to define what a Bad Community Member is/does, vilifying those people.
Besties I think we fucked up and internalized the surveillance state or the omni-present judgment of god or purity culture or perhaps just maybe all 3
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aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday
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