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working class

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I got blood inside my phone charging port and now it only works 50% of the time

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Remember when they killed mr peanut and brought him back as a baby

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guy deadnamed me and felt bad enough about it that he gave me the rest of his slice of pizza #grindneverfuckingstops i would get called a slur for an m&m

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There's just so much I don't know about Tolkien's work

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

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It's reallly annoying that oversleeping is like. 100% inefficient. There is no benefit you gain, you basically just lost a bunch of hours from your life. You're not even less sleepy afterwards

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A weak diamond is no diamond at all💎

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found a little brook and achieved total stillness of the soul for about five minutes

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buying strategic turn based lingerie at sid meiers secret

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*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

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Kitten Kofu tackling a screaming J has got to be one of my favourite images ever

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there are more straight2gay comics, of mordecai and rigby, than there are stars in the universe.

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