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What I look like ^ What I want to look like ^

Thanks for the tag, @escaramelo!

Tagging: @rp-rs, @blueflare7, @eclaire-went-bam, @angel-dust-the-p0rn-starr, & anyone else who wants to join!

starting a tag game cause i'm bored and i hate my notifications :D

WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE IRL

WHAT U WANNA LOOK LIKE

picrew: here!

tagging @random-doctor-on-the-internet @cataperat @discoveredreality @ladykiller-yt and @midnights-dragon

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It me. :3

Thanks for the tag, @eclaire-went-bam!!

Tagging: @rp-rs, @angel-dust-the-p0rn-starr, @pizza-feverdream, @escaramelo, & anyone else who wants to join!

Got tagged by @tj-dragonblade very cute!

Don't really know who to tag so if you feel like doing it go ahead!

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I am about to watch (doomed) ✨yuri✨!

#hehe :3 #yuri #but doomed #....

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@bottlecapsandotherthings @kimetsu-chan @larz-barz @shycroissanti @ayunakatsukiwolfhashira @ta-ni-ya @your-local-demon-slayer-nerd @thewinterpillarhashira @kiyokatokito @cloudymistedskies @kiyokatokito @aceofstars0 @tinyperson00 @haruharuna

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tagging: @bottlecapsandotherthings @nothingtoseehere1-2-3 @haruharuna @ayunakatsukiwolfhashira @pinkwisteria @nimmie-nugget @kimetsu-chan @shycroissanti @slayfics

this was rlly fun to do tbh-

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Demogorgon.

(via Cedar Tree after a storm in Central Kansas yesterday : pics)

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Cursed Cat! Alastor x Child!Reader (Platonic)

This fucker has consumed my entire mind. Everywhere I go, I see him. I need posters, keychains and a plushie of this entity of evil. Since the Sacabambapsis, I never laughed at anything as hard as I did with this little freak of nature (affectionate). Going to be a short one because I'm still laughing as I'm writing this.

This is not proof read, so sorry for any grammar and/or vocabulary mistakes.

All credit goes to @coma_0423 on twitter for simultaneously ruining and saving my life.

Tw: mentions of death

tags: @anonymousewrites, @nonetheartist, @littledolly2345, @sunnyx07, @ouroborostheunholy, @mo-0-o, @sydneyyyya @lbcreations-blog

Nobody really knows how he ended up as a cat. One day he just woke up like that.

The first time you see him your mind goes entirely blank. And then you laugh. Like, really loud. You don't remember the last time you laughed as hard as you were laughing now. You were rolling on the floor, tears running down your face and holding your tummy in pain.

You can see smoke coming out of his ears and static getting louder. But oh boy was it funny, he looks like he hasn't had a single thought in his entire life. He doesn't find it the slightest bit amusing, but you are truly laughing for the first time in years so he will let it slide.

He follows you around, being the protective cat-father he is. At some point your strides are too much for him to follow up with, so you have to carry him. And given your short stature he is just dangling in your arms with that stupid looking face, which, no matter how much you try to resist, makes you burst into laughing fits.

Won't allow any doors between you two. If you have to leave him out, he will serenade you with the song of his people until you let him in.

Can't stand seeing you spending time with anybody else, specially Lucifer. If he catches you two together in some bonding activity, he will dart across the room and jump him. You had to practically beg Vaggie to not use her spear as a baseball bat whenever he tried to pull that one on the King of Hell.

When you are sitting, he likes to loaf on your lap. Just keeping you pinned to your seat so you'll be forced to pay attention to him and only him. He won't admit it ever, but he absolutely adores being scratched behind the ears.

Satan fobid if you get a hold of a laser pointer. You can see him literally vibrate, eye twitching, trying to resist the siren call of the light. (He eventually gives in)

Any pests? He will take care of them, you can find him casually munching on the carcass of some dead animal in the middle of the hall, talk about being classy. And then he'll have the nerve to call you out for chewing too loud.

Get ready to wake up to him staring at you unblinkingly, with his snout mere centimeters from your nose. The first time he did it, you screamed and fell out of bed. He checked to make sure you were okay, but still found the situation very amusing, given the way his smile widened.

It is impossible to take a pic of Alastor in that form. He is always hypervigilant since he knows the damage it could cause to his reputation as a feared overlord. All pics of him are either blurry or distorted. You don't have the heart to tell him that it just makes them more hilarious.

You don't know how to turn him back, Lucifer seems to not know how to do it (or maybe he does and is having way too much fun with this), but maybe you'll keep him like that for a little while; as a cat, you dad is practically harmless, or at least less dangerous than he was as a demon. Also, it feels nice going to sleep with him curled into a fluffy ball by your head, his static filled purrs lulling you to sleep.

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My pfp and banner :( they were so fun but I had to simplify them SO MUCH for tumblr to be able to work with them 😭

Anyway sorry abt the lack of posts today

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the pixel art brothers

legends say that if you pet them all at the same time, you become the pixel art master!

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Hello’s peoples.

I might be trying to surprise my girlfriend by attending her graduation, but gas do be expensive.

If anyone would like to help out that would be great and I would be so thankful!

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Not him throwing his Utensils on the ground

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Abby: I made new friends.

Mike: Those are ghosts.

Abby: Heck yeah they are.

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:,(

I need you to like. Live and not die, okay?

Please go to someone.

Please do not be alone.

Please let me know that you are going to be okay....

............

I don't think I can promise that.

I can't promise that.

And I won't do any of that.

hey, if you wake up and see I haven't posted for at least a full day, hope I'm happy.

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....I need you to be okay.

If your parents really left you, then they are pretty shit people.

Please just be safe.

I need you to like. Live and not die, okay?

Please go to someone.

Please do not be alone.

Please let me know that you are going to be okay....

............

I don't think I can promise that.

I can't promise that.

And I won't do any of that.

hey, if you wake up and see I haven't posted for at least a full day, hope I'm happy.