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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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reblog and put in the tags if you had to be stuck in one month forever which one you would choose. i think i’d pick september

#march #chilly mornings but a few nice sunny days

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pranking the new kid in the firing squad by telling all the other guys not to pull the trigger during his first execution

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*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend

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taylor swift’s work wouldn’t be nearly as insufferable if she wasn’t constantly trying to present herself as some sort of tortured underdog. like, okay, she has endured hardships, and a lot of people, especially white men, are shitty towards her for purely misogynistic reasons. that sucks, i agree. but she’s never been an underdog before. she was born to well-off parents who did everything they could to start her music career when she was barely even a teenager, an opportunity that lots of people would kill for. now she’s extremely famous and wealthy, and everything she releases is destined to sell millions of copies and receive glowing reviews in nearly every publication. she is not an underdog, and i have trouble believing she’s particularly “tortured.” she’s not even an alcoholic, despite claiming to be one on the opening track of her new album! people like to defend her lyrics by saying she’s just playing a character, which i don’t believe for a second, but even if she was, i don’t think i want to listen to someone like swift play the character of a tortured underdog, not when there’s so many musicians out there who are actually tortured underdogs. it comes across as hollow. “you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me,” sung by one of the wealthiest, most famous, most critically acclaimed musicians in the world, who was born to loving parents who personally helped her start her career, who once said she’d never been to therapy because she “just feels very sane.” if you’re going to play a character, maybe pick one who we’re not supposed to pity.

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Naruto: *starts a running sequence in the forest* Me: OOO they’re about to explain something i could not infer with my own intelligence lets pay close attention

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What makes this even funnier is if you’re a rich guy and do this the actual poker players will shower you with praise and stroke your ego (especially when you win hands through sheer variance) and say you’re great and to keep doing what you’re doing because they’re just siphoning money from you and want you to keep it up. Like, that’s the original definition of a “whale” in the gambling sense

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overheard a dude in the las vegas airport say “she suck my peeny tip” and i can’t stop laughing

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me when i throw away an apple core: too bad i haven't any hogs. i could have put this in their trough.

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Mikufox!

A furrified Miku for Miku day >:3 I made a new outfit for her too, I hope she’s still recognizable! A short lil timelapse: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dbr_z11J7to

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Steam’s little corner notifications when a friend launches a game are so fucking useless and i hope they never get rid of them. yes, please let me know that the kid i met on a maplestory forum in middle school and haven’t spoken to in a decade is playing Train Simulator

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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

#my friend david