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stop naming your pets after anime characters i just had to ask this person "are killua's testicles enlarged?"

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Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?

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I hope it never decides to sit

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My default outward reaction to things I don't like is indifference and nobody knows what to do with indifference.

I'll be like "This is a waste of time, I'm going home" and ppl expect me to, like, pontificate and go into further detail because most people who say that actually mean "This could be improved to suit my tastes" and are threatening u with the potential of a one-woman walkout strike. So they're still talkin to my back and I'm already halfway home.

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please enjoy brand new tingler THIS SENTIENT HOT SAUCE DESTROYS MY ASS IN A GOOD WAY out now on amazon and true buckaroo tier patreon

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this will never stop being funny. hi imperials i have non standard enormous gauntlets and boots

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sorry but i simply cannot take anyone seriously with this argument. being horny is not a crime. acting inappropriately toward another person is a different thing from simply perceiving them in a way that scratches your brain. but you cannot make sexual thought crimes (thot crimes) a thing without it leading down an EXTREMELY homophobic, transphobic path of "the WRONG type of person PERCEIVED ME and I DID NOT CONSENT TO IT." sometimes you will be perceived by people you personally are not attracted to, and i'm sorry, but that alone is not a problem. you do not need consent to find another person attractive. being horny is fine, actually. get over it.

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I interrupt your scrolling to say: this is the love of my life, Minnie.

This is my angel, the light of my life, my reason of getting up, my actual child, and I will hear no words against her. Reblog to show her the love she deserves.

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i'm gonna go home and draw

ⓘ Misinformation check: He's not going to draw when he gets home. This user is known for often lying about this.

hey man what the fuck. untrue

ⓘ Misinformation check: This user has not drawn in weeks.

dude come on

ⓘ Misinformation check: He doesn't remember how to.

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the beautiful original post by @garaks-padded-bra can be found here, with additions from @acrowbyanyothername, @starfleetshrimps, @imhaley, @ronzyponyo, @funnywormz, @deepestturtlepielover, @willowandthesagaofgayyearning, @summer-azure, and @spacetronomyfan

(as always, omagpies stuff drops on Patreon @/magpiecrown one month in advance, and there’s already a hefty backlog awaiting everyone 💗)

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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

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