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#there's also a dude at my old job who I.... mmh... #“you want to stay for dinner?”

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#him: are we still seeing the national #me: no

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Also updated Insta on the whole: quitting my job thing

#I'm two months behind on everything you can imagine #and I think I've broken my foot #I think I broke my foot when I came off my bike three months ago...

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#sick of this shit #and all I can think about is actually the insides of the womens safety and family violence teams at DSS and after you've seen inside #after you've seen the policy and evaluation mechanisms; boy; it's hard to back funding #that's the PM in the third shot #not my pm (David Pocock)

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at least the twitter lads have the stables video

#also the clip of becks being like: “they call me dave neville don't they?” chefs kiss

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liverpool so bad i am hate-commiserating with the worst audit manager ive ever had at 11:30pm

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whats wild about the manc is he also inspires the twitter lads to write their own fanfics

#let me download the ref one ''you better fucking flirt with them properly jc" #there are some truly UNHINGED ones #gary v malik and carra hiring sex workers on stf

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my dream has come true they still hate each other

hey gary you should flirt with young men more often it really pisses james off

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mocking the manc because words of affirmation are your love language and he has never given you a compliment, ok nugget

#gaz have you ever said anything nice about james? he is prob keeping a list #carraville

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i continue to rot at work on a public holiday for a cabsub so this will have to wait

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Belize, Guatemala, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Costa Rica

#no mexico or Honduras in this set #I want to be overseas again... #working the public holiday because I won't waste leave #I say; with 8.5 weeks annual leave sitting in the bank ready for use

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it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet

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unhand him james

#i would personally appreciate it if they could go back to hating each other #put your hand down james #carraville #you just know that the manc spent that 50th birthday like: “tom cruise would you like to come on stick to football?”

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when mark clattenburg is once again in the news but I was silenced

Mark Clattenburg vs mouthy trashcan.

u think u can hide this forever, @FA???

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Jamie groping Gary on tv again...

#imagine never being wanted your whole life and then you hit 50 and this happens every time you're on live tv