booboothefoolishclown

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when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

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The magic of a scorching summer evening

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while kissing my cat's little head: you're a problem *smooch* you're a terror *smooch* you're a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*

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“i don’t like men with earrings” ok well not everything in the world is done for YOU. to cater to YOU. have you ever thought about that. Now move the fuck over

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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

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the “cannibalism is inherently sexual and about love and so hot” crowd somehow turns out to be very put off when a rap song has the word pussy in it

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One thing I didn’t expect from my new worldbuilding book is the author, roughly my dad’s age, including his opinions on furries

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top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard

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just a little sex

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ok.

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Here's a website where Palestine GoFundMes are vetted and shared that you can send out to people. The url is gazafunds.com

Easy to use and simple. Just share the site whenever someone asks for GFMs for Palestine.

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Is it really choir sheet music if it isn't a photocopy that says "do not photocopy this copyrighted material" at the bottom?

#we had a choir sheet music with PREVIEW across the sheet lol

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George Bush Jr. was the new primary school teacher.

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WARNING 18+

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

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“who are u dressing up like that for? 😳” random ppl in the supermarket why do u ask