Ok here me out
Bobbi: hey mom and dad remember Danny and Sherman
Bobbis dad: you mean those feral heathens that didnât know the difference between a salad fork and a dessert fork
Bobbis mom : are they the ones who tried to sneak into your window but ended up in OUR bedroom by accident when you were in highschool
Bobbis dad : thank god you wised up and left that idiotic band
Bobbi: ....um well....you see
Sherman : hey mrs and mr fabulous long time no see
Danny: guess whoâs getting the band back togetherđ
Bobbis parents:đš
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How the boys react to someone flirting with their boyfriends
Danny: at first will stand to the side with a small glare but if it continues then he will politely tell the flirter to back off
Sherman: Gets mad but also scared because what if they realize they can do better then him. He need reassurance that heâs enough afterwards.
Bobbi: âwell hello beauti- â âEXCUSE YOU IâLL HAVE YOU KNOWN HE IS TAKEN YOU BITCH, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!â
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I canât stop thinking
About all the Karens Bobbi must have to deal with as a successful hair stylist
And all the times he has roasted their asses
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Sherman: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino white bag
Bobbi: YOU SPILLED WA-WA LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINE WHITE BAG
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Sorry itâs been awhile cense I posted anything
I canât stop picturing how Doofenshmirtz got love Handel to play I couldnât kick my way in to her heart
âIâm sorry you want us to do whatâDanny looked at the evil looking Pharmacist with a raised eyebrow
Doofenshmirtz rolled his eyes âitâs really not that hard to understand, I just need you guys too play a parody of your most famous song about how me not being able too play kickball effected the amount of love my mother gave me to my arch nemesis perry the platypusâ
The three band members stood in awkward silence âhow much are we getting paid for thisâ
â200 eachâ
âDealâ
They probably thought he was insane
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Bobbi hcs
Bobbi is the most dramatic but is constantly denying he is dramatic.
âI am not dramaticâ he said dramatically while dramatically tossing him self on the couch
Pretends he doesnât care about what Sherman and Danny think but tries to impress them constantly
This man loves cheesy romance novels and movies, he watches a new movie or checks out a different book every Wednesday.
He loves to dance and knows how to do most dances but prefers the salsa, ballroom dance, and ballet
Has a vigorous workout routine that includes running, weight lifting, core workouts, and dancing to dance baby.
The best cook out of all of them, he will pack lunches for the two with little notes saying how much he loves them.
Bobbi has a white cat who doesnât get along with his boyfriends but he is sure their isnât any riverly or anything( there is)
I feel like he has problems with weight, like he is scared about gaining a single pound
I think he used to bulimic or anorxic and he still struggles with eating but have Danny and Sherman their helps him eat enough.
Sorry it got a little sad at the end
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Sherman hcs
Sherman is the chillest of the group and just goes with the flow
He is also the voice of reason in the relationship
âBobbi you arenât buying a 500$ dollar belt because itâs âfabulousâ manâ
âDanny we cant just climb Mount Everest for inspiration for a new songâ
Sherman probably ether has depression or anxiety, or maybe both
Although it isnât the flashiest job in the world he loves his job, the old ladies are very nice and he gets to take home whatever book he wants.
Because of all his book reading he always has a random fact ready
Sherman loves to cuddle and be cuddled and melts in his boyfriends arms
Sleeps in the middle of the bed
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Non magic Shrek 2 au
Chapter 3
âBobbi Iâm so glad you and your....um âElizabeth looked between the two sweating guestsâbetrothed...s could make it â
Benjamin sneered â I was wondering if you three would even show upâ
Danny held out his hand âitâs nice to meet you sir â the older man looked at the hand but didnât move to shake it âyes well, we would like to see who my son thought worthy enough of the being part of the Fabulous familyâ
Danny slowly lowered his hand sensing it would not be shook any time soon. The woman was trying to not let her discomfort show on her face âSo Simon and Darrel how was your flight,â
Danny rubbed the back of his head âactually itâs Danny and Sherman â silence fell on the group as they awkwardly looked at each other.
Sherman tried to make small talk âso um, you two have a lovely homeâ
The older man looked at him with disdain âyes well were you expecting something lessâ Bobbi glared at his father âDad, heâs just trying to be politeâ Elizabeth jumps in before things can escalate
âHow about we go in for dinner, you three must be starvingâ she gave Sherman a look âsome more than others â Benjamin kept the sneer on his face as he looked at the two men his son picked as partners.
âââââââââââââ-
The sneer was still plastered on the mans face at dinner.
The dining room was a brightly light room with Snow White walls, long window with white curtains. The floor was made of white marble and the table they sat at was black and big enough to seat 20 people. Despite this they were all seated next to each other with his mother on one side, love Handel on the other and his father sitting at the head
Sherman and Danny looked at all the different forks in confusion trying to decide what to use to eat their salad. The room was filled with awkward silence âSo.....âThe shifting women asked âwhere do you two workâ
âOh I own a music storeâ Danny smiled. The older man raised a eyebrow âjust one-OWâ Bobbi kicked his father under the table. âDadâ
âNot that thereâs any thing wrong with that, and how about youâ Elizabeth looked towards Sherman. He started to sweat and chuckle nervouslyâummm...he...he.......I....uh.....work as a Liberian.â
â..............oh.....how..âthe woman gave a tight smileâ....niceâ
âAnd where exactly do you three liveâ Bobbi perked up at this âWe actually just got a new house, itâs right outside the cityâ Elizabeth gave the first genuine smile that night âthat sounds like a great place to raise children.â Benjamin spat out his drink, Sherman started to choke on his fork, and Danny looked like a deer in the headlights.
Danny and Bobbi started to pound on Shermans back till the fork unlogged and flew in the middle of the table. Danny looked between the two parents âdonât you think itâs a bit early to think about thatâ
âYes yes (mumble) I just started eating â
âBenjaminâ
âDad-â
Before a fight could break out a servant came out the door âMr fabulous dinner is served â as he said this chefs care out carrying plates of food.
Elizabeth spoke in a condescending voice âBobbi I noticed youâve grown a little thicker around the waist so I would make sure you donât eat to muchâ Shermans and Dannys faces twisted to barely concealed anger
Bobbi suddenly felt very self consciousâwell Iâve been talking to my doctor and he says I should consider putting on more weight so my immune system isnât as badâ Danny and Sherman smiled at him in support. âAlthough...â their smiles dropped âMaybe it is a little to much â
âI couldnât agree more, but I canât blame you for being persuaded byâ she glanced at the two angry men âbad influences â
â Excuse me â
âYou herd meâ
âSomeone finally said it â
âMOM DADâ
âWhile at least we arenât superficial Barbie dollsâ
âAnd people who act like weâre in the 19th center â
âSHERMAN DANNY â
âBOBBI â
âBOBBI â
Bobbi suddenly got out of his chair and stormed out of the room while his partners looked at each other guiltily
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Danny hcs
Danny has a one track mind, he only knows things related to music
âIf I have 9,854 sheets of music and I had to give my 12 students each the most sheet music I can give them how many would they haveâ
â821 with some left over â
âWhatâs 58 divided by 4â
âUhhhhhhhhhâ
He teaches lessons at his store and loves seeing younger people getting into rock
Can never remember any date, ever
He once forgot his own birthday till he asked why Sherman and Bobbi were being so nice, gave him presents, cooked his favorite meal, and even backed him a cake with his name on it
Can sing the entire song of we didnât start the fire
He is constantly getting into crazy situations and dragging his boyfriends into it
Will fight anyone who insults his boyfriends
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Bobbis cat hcs
Bobbi got a cat named princess a few years before the band was reunited
Princess is a fat white cat with a little black bow as a collar and she is so SPOILED OMG
âWhat do you mean giving her fresh salmon and tuna is too expensive â
She has a cat tree but he might as well call it a cat mansion
Danny and Sherman are so done and are constantly trying to get Bobbi to feed her normal less expensive cat food
Princess HATES her owners boyfriends with a fiery passion. She was horrified when they moved in and dared to steal the attention that belonged to HER
They have a rivalry and want Bobbi to get rid of the stupid animal(s)
She will actively try to trip the two if she sees them going to cuddle with Bobbi. When they fall face first she steals the spot they were going to sit in and just stares them down
Bobbi is obvious to the rivalry
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Chapter 2
The three band members were on a plane heading to Bobbiâs old home Danny leans over towards the woman giving drinks âOne Pepsi please âDanny fiddled with his tie for the tenth time not used to dressing up.âAre we sure we want to do thisâ
Danny is wearing black pants, a white dress shirt and a red tie. Shermanâs wearing brown pants a orange dress shirt and a blue sweater vest . While Bobbi is wearing white pants a black dress shirt and a white jacket and tie.
Bobbi stroked Dannyâs âDonât worry Iâm sure they will love you twoâ Sherman suddenly starts to sweat and fidget in his seatâ um Bobbi how much do your parents know about us other then we were in the same band? Like do they know what jobs we have and stuff?â Sherman looked a little depressed as he mentioned jobs
Bobbi cringed âThey...we...we havenât really talked in a few years so they donât exactly know a lot about you twoâ at their panicked faces he quickly put in âBut Iâm sure they will both love you, I mean they would want me to be happy.....I think, and you two make happyâ
As he finished talking the captains voice came on the air and tells them they will be landing soon.
âââââ
To the airport
âââââ-
As they walked out the airport they saw a man standing near a limo with carrying a sign saying Bobbi Fabulous and fiancés
âWellâ Bobbi looked between his two loves âguess we should get goingâ Danny and Sherman both give him tight smiles as they climb in limo.
As they ride to the fabulous manor they notice the houses get bigger and bigger till they stop at the very last house Sherman has to crane his next up to see the top âwoahâ the place might as well been called fabulous castle rather then manor. The mansion was on a bit of a hill with a staircase leading up to it. It looked to be six stories high with a huge garden in front of it with every color of flower ,it seemed to have a pool bigger then their entire house on the side.
All outside there was workers tending to the garden, mowing the lawn, washing the outside of windows, and some people were painting the outside of the house.
As they pulled up to the gate they noticed the two figures standing outside at the top of the steps. The woman was slim and any wrinkles on her face was hidden with the layers of make up she had on. Her hair was as white as Bobbis and she has it down but with a crown braid. She wore a long white dress with black floral patterns made of lace, she also wore a pearl necklace and earrings. The man looked to be a little bit more on the plump side, with grey hair, unlike his wife nothing hide his wrinkles. He has a blue suit with golden buttons, a white dress shirt and a red tie.
The limo came to a stop as Sherman and Danny both look at each other, both of them give a knowing look. âSo.... you guys ready to meet my parents â
Danny gave the best smile he could âAs ready as Iâll ever be sweet heartâ Sherman could only give a shaky smile and nod his head in agreement, already wanting to run
As they got out of the limo and started to climb the stairs Danny and Sherman started to get cold feet. Danny leans over to Bobbi whispering, still wearing a tight smile âyou know itâs not to late to run and see if we can get a cabâ Sherman helpfully chimed in âI know a good sushi place a few miles from hereâ
Bobbi wearing a identical tight smile and whisper yells âwe are not ditching my parents to get sushi â
âââââââ
The Fabulous couple start to descend down the stairs wearing equally strained smiles âYou know Elizabethâ the man whispersâ we could still run inside and pretend we are not homeâ
âBenjamin we are not hiding from are son and his fiancĂ©sâ
âââââââââ
âAlright, we have meet your parents we better get going back home, we donât want to over stay our welcomeâSherman started to sweat bullets.
âHoney relax your going to be fineâ Bobbi tried to reassure
âââââââââââ-
âI can hardly understand marrying one man but TWO?, how does that even workâ Benjamin whispers through a gritted teeth
Elizabeth suddenly looked ill âoh god I hope the bigger one wonât encourage any wight gain â
âââââââââ-
The two groups finally meet at the middle of the stairs
â......hi mom......hi dadâ
To be continued......
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Love Handel Non Magic shrek 2 au, yes I know Iâm trash
Chapter one
âoh my god...YESâ
âYES YES A MILLION TIMES YESâ
Both Sherman and Bobbi were close to tears as they answered Danny on his knees holding out two rings. Danny was beaming as he pulled his two new fiancées into his arms for a passionate kissing session
âââââOne week laterââââââ
From the couch Danny and Sherman watched in amusement as Bobbi was paceing around the room ranting about floral patternsâAnd donât even get me started on what fabiana thought we should do for the flowers ughâ
Danny rolled his eyes with a loving smile âSweetie the wedding isnât for another SIX mouths I think we have time to decide what flowers to useâ
Sherman raised one of his eyebrows at Danny âI donât know dude donât you have to order everything like in advaceâ Bobbi breated out a sigh while pouring himself a glass of wine and cuddling up on Shermanâs right side while Danny leaned on Shermanâs left side strumming his guitar.
Sherman let him self sink into their affection âYou know I donât think I would change a thing about this momentâ Both Danny and Bobbi beamed hearing this.
KNOCK KNOCK
Bobbi set down his wine glass and got off the couch much to Shermanâs disappointment âNow who on earth could that beâ
Bobbi opens the door to find a plump looking man in a butler suit at the door with a letter in his hand.
The man stood a little straighter as he opened the letter âI have been sent by Mr. Fabulous to read you this letter because he was not sure if you had a butler to do it for you yetâ He couldnât help to roll his eyes at his dad once again wanting him to get a butler and hinting that he at least wanted him to use the fabulous fortune to act rich.
As the plump man read the letter Danny and Sherman came over to see what was happening âDear Bobbi and your new â the man sneered âfiancĂ©s you are invited to a gala celebrating your engagement in one week. We would be most happy if you would come three days early so we can meet the two you have chosen to be apart of the Fabulous Family sincerely Benjamin Fabulous and Elizabeth Fabulous aka Mother and Fatherâ
As the plump man finished reading all three members of the band were stunned. Sherman looked at Bobbi âWhatâs a galaâ Bobbi shock his head âitâs pretty much just a fancy party, I donât know how they know I havenât even told them yetâ
Danny suddenly looked a little upset âWait your parents, who you havenât spoken to in years, invited us to a party without even asking if we wanted to let everyone know yet.â
Bobbi just shrugged his shoulders âI guessâ Bobbi looked between his two lovers âSo....... Should we goâ
To be continued.....
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My hcs bout them eating
Danny: mostly instant ramen before the band got together. He canât cook, he will burn the water, so if his boys canât cook that night he gets takeout.
Bobbi: I feel like he eats mostly salads and fancy shit that have hard to pronounce names. He will eat fast food if heâs hungry enough. He is the best cook though and is horrified at his boyfriends diets.
Sherman: can only cook breakfast food and cupcakes. He has no standards,
Gross food from the trash
Sherman
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Hey Iâm kind of new at this but I do enjoy writing things about love Handel so Iâm just going to do that here
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Bobbiâs parents probably throwing their friends sons (or daughters if they are like âthatâ)at him to woo him because they would rather die then have those two as their in laws.
Idk I really want it to be like sherk 2 without the curse magic but keep the I need a hero part
Do Bobbiâs parents like Danny and Sherman
absolutely not, they're probably like "(in rich people language) bobbi, your heterosexual life partners are not an epic gamer moment"
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