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its because of the trauma which is yknow sad and all but sunny and basil's dynamic is also maybe the funniest thing at all ever. basil looks at sunny and is like "the baby of the group...i have to protect him" and sunny looks at basil and is like "if i dont run right now i am going to fucking die"

#omori #posts

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shoutout to tumblr user thorns-for-the-sake-of-flowers aka the only real one in this bitch 💪😔

george is a he/him sure but he is a Lady also. a miss or ma'am if you will. i want to get him a long swishy skirt with pockets and soms nailpolish. cute shoes. rubber bracelets to play with. does anyone see my vision

#lockwood & co #posts #not tagging u cos i dont wanna imply u have 2 interact w the post but i fucks w u 😤😤🤝👍

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COWARDS

george is a he/him sure but he is a Lady also. a miss or ma'am if you will. i want to get him a long swishy skirt with pockets and soms nailpolish. cute shoes. rubber bracelets to play with. does anyone see my vision

#lockwood & co #posts

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time loop wrapped

failed to save a loved one 8402 times

punched your boss in the nuts 13 times

arrested 329 times

died by falling down a manhole twice

binged 178 tv shows

you spent 328500 minutes in the loop. that’s over 7 months nonstop!

top 10% of time loopers worldwide

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im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit

#dude this just gave me the sickest idea for a l&c oc #little farmers daughter who was caught outside after dark for some reason and only had their old iron scythe to protect herself #continues to use it even tho its way too big for her because Trauma #lockwood & co

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what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas

#❤️❤️❤️❤️

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shout out to george who was consistently and effortlessly 20 steps ahead of lucy and lockwood even while semi-possessed by the bone glass and being drawn further into some kind of strange obsessive researcher entanglement (ft major grooming vibes). from jump too, locklyle are having their whole fun flirty moment "by the canal, nobody would hear them scream" "alarming how quickly you got into character" etc etc meanwhile george pulled up to the canal like 4 scenes ago

#lockwood & co #posts #him having that realization and then just going there by himself without thinking to tell the rest of the team. autism king 👑👑

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and by the way bloodfued with netflix begins right now today because we will never get an answer for whatever in the hell THIS was about

and i swear to you my childrens childrens childrens childrens childrens childrens children are gonna be mad about it

#*if i ever adopt #which lol we can see in the reblog where i talk about duffing a 15yo is not a good idea so. anyway. THE POINT STANDS #lockwood & co #posts

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george and lucy: WHAT HAPPENED

lockwood [shot and actively bleeding]: oh. fucked around, found out. you know

#lockwood & co #posts #i hate him. i hate him so much. he went through a whole recount of their day and then was like. oh also im shot #sir LEAD WITH THAT

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im so normal about lucy dragging lockwood around while he shakes and stumbles and deals with his whole panic attack/suicide spiral [gnashing my teeth, pacing back and forth, punching holes in drywall, etc] so completely normal

#my ultimate weakness...unflappable smartasses with tragic backstories finally breaking down into pieces...... #lockwood & co #posts #suicide mention

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duffing a 15 year old is crazy but idk if id be able to stop myself like the generationally violent father in me would come out so fast 💀💀🤣 "what do you MEAN you stole from a chairwoman then got caught by leaving the HAND DRAWN MAP in plain view while hiding then pulled a FALSE GHOST ALARM to escape with the rest of the EXTREMELY RICH LADYS partygoers. RICH PEOPLE HAVE CAMERAS" 👊💥‼️ [cartoon kapow sound effect]

god like i get it adults are useless believe me i get it but now as a so-called legal adult myself i feel so bad for inspector barnes. SO BAD. imagine you work for the ghost feds and these hopped up fuckin 15 year olds keep blowing shit up and signing NDAs and involving themselves with political grandmasters and crime organizations and nearly dying every other day and its not 100% above board strictly speaking but its just legal enough that you cant do jack all about it. imagine

#lockwood & co #posts #just finished the show. he LITERALLY ran around and got himself shot how is barnes supposed to cope w this shit #child abuse #?? yea just in case. its a joke but jokes can trigger ppl too iykyk 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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god like i get it adults are useless believe me i get it but now as a so-called legal adult myself i feel so bad for inspector barnes. SO BAD. imagine you work for the ghost feds and these hopped up fuckin 15 year olds keep blowing shit up and signing NDAs and involving themselves with political grandmasters and crime organizations and nearly dying every other day and its not 100% above board strictly speaking but its just legal enough that you cant do jack all about it. imagine

#lockwood & co #posts

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Lo extrañaba tanto

Y ES TAN LINDO

#fellas is it gay to 🔍🔍🤔🤔👀👀👀 #dcmk

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george is a he/him sure but he is a Lady also. a miss or ma'am if you will. i want to get him a long swishy skirt with pockets and soms nailpolish. cute shoes. rubber bracelets to play with. does anyone see my vision

#lockwood & co #posts #idk i jst smoked 2 personals right off the back of a tolerance break so maybe im just ✈️✈️ but like do you see it. do you see it

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mainlining lockwood & co rn this shit is so fucking funny like 💀💀 ep 3 "shes a lot tougher than you think" [cut to lucy flat on the floor] 💀💀💀💀

#lockwood & co #posts

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Natsume Yuujinchou is a hilarious show because there's a whole action anime going on in the background with competition and betrayal and what's basically a war between the ayakashi and the exorcists but NO our main character is this kid in the middle of nowhere who wants absolutely nothing to do with that, he's busy making friends on both sides don't BOTHER him

And then we find out like six seasons in that he also happens to be practicing/interacting with Super Forbidden Unbelievably Powerful techniques that even the exorcists decided were too harsh. Hysterical.

#literally my most specialest boy. hes so funny 😭😭😭 #anybody: so where exactly do you stand in the ayakashi vs exorcist conflict beca- #natsume: ✋️😌 not involved in all that sorry #also natsume: [actually intimately involved in all that] [personally knows several big names on both sides] [commits exorcist crimes daily] #like okay dude 😂😂 whatever you say 😂😂😂😂 #natsuyuu

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WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive

#sorry 2 be hashtag cringe but noé@vanitas