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Yes I die and come back. Yes you've seen it happen multiple times. But it would be NICE if you acted a LITTLE surprised every time. You don't know what it's like when you're dying in someone's arms and he asks you if you'll make it back in time to play Crash Team Racing later

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All good children's fiction says you are going to have to shoulder responsibility even if you don't want it.

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gummy lamas

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wizard seeing a small crowd of people and their knees immediately buckle in sexual pleasure imagining how much damage a fireball would do

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When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

#inch resting

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FAVORITE 9-1-1 HAIRSTYLES ↳ buck in 4.12 • treasure hunt

#and if i said i loved buck what then #hm? #911

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#Buck is really fighting for every kid he will ever see because it's everything he wanted as a kid but didn't get from his parents

#boy howdy it's a good thing im already lying down. bc ouch #911

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gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

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my manager just asked me what my hobbies are outside of work and i cannot accurately describe how surreal it was. it was like being asked by the guy who locked you in the dungeon if you used to do anything fun before they locked you in the dungeon.

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sorry for being weird, the loneliness and the need for a deeper, more meaningful human connection is eating me alive

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

#lord of the rings

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i forgot psych remade one of their own episodes and it's. not a great episode. i get it's supposed to be a bit of satire about remakes but still....

#psych #text post

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i bet being a fish whips ass. smooth and wet as fuck. well except for the bears

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biologist here! why are plants green? well they suck up air from the sky (blue) and mix it with the sunlight (yellow) i fucking love science.

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高山寺/光さす金堂 Kosan-ji Temple/Mainhall with Heavenly Light

#photography

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as long as my room has natural light i know everything will be okay