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Stories that would be improved by polyamory:

Dracula: it's basically a novel of kitchen-table polyamory already, but this way someone might actually kiss Jack Seward.

A Midsummer Night's Dream: just let them all have an orgy at the end. I feel like they'd be into it. Puck's invited too if he wants.

Bridget Jones' Diary: why force a choice between Mark and Daniel if there was the option to have both?

Any Arthuriana: less cheating, more honesty, fewer duels, more snogging, everyone's a winner.

Stories that would be made worse by polyamory:

Wuthering Heights: dear God do not give Cathy and Heathcliff a reason to drag more people into their terrible relationship than are already involved.

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#can't even have a mental/emotional breakdown without analysing it as it happens #and judging myself for having it #self awareness can fuck you up

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forget Resting Bitch Face, I have Resting Competent Face. People see me and think ah yes she can point me to the nearest train station. Fellow grocery shoppers ask if I know what kind of butter they should buy. If a strange man speaks to me on the street it is literally always an inquiry and never a catcall. Once someone randomly asked me what an equinox was and after I told her she nodded and said "you seemed like you'd know." why am I assigned oracle at random interaction

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this is for those who despair over seeing ships or tropes that make them uncomfortable while they do their little scrolly-scroll on ao3, acting like they aren’t responsible for their own internet experience

(alternatively, the back button also works)

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I think Stardew Valley, The Sims, and Minecraft are all in the same category of game in that you play it obsessively for weeks, losing all sense of time, and then don’t touch it for months

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one of the funniest parts abt the stardew valley community is that no one questions the hat mouse. like yeah it's a mouse that lives in the woods? and sells u hats? what's the issue

#i have to fish various jellies so i can build a smoker to feed fish to a raccoon that just moved into a tree #the mouse is the last of my problems #and it gives me fancy bows #stardew valley

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RANDOM DASHBOARD INSPECTION!

#dropout tv

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I love that qroier and qbad are two sides of the same coin personality-wise

In theory, they are two of the most capable and competent people on the server

BUT IN PRACTICE

#there's nothing bbh likes more than a good bit #and roier can hold one for hours #and there's nothing that roier likes more than a willing audience #(well except maybe a captive audience) #the fact that they actually did Something and not just run in circles is a miracle #qsmp

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love wins

#qsmp #aypierre like 10 times when alone on the server: #“we need to show this to badboy”

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#also herbs in cooking

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Say hi pack of pixies!

#dimension 20 #acofaf #love the mucha-esque style sm

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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

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“men aren’t pretty” wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong bad incorrect stop talking

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larian wheres the romance scene that we help him braiding?

#bg3 #wyll

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I think the funniest thing about Animal Crossing is that everyone who's played Animal Crossing has beef with at least one villager

they're all just Little Guys™ but it doesn't matter, sometimes a mouse comes to your domain and fills you with primal rage

#animal crossing #listen i have no beef with anyone irl #but in ac?? i want half of those fuckers dead #and i know they want me just as dead

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

#technology used to be hauntable and cursable