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after being changed edward can no longer physically cry. he has since resorted to sitting in his room whenever he's upset and repeatedly using eye drops to mimic the sensation of tears

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endless gifs of rosalie and emmett: (8/?)

#can we just appreciate #the way edward throws that slice of pizza #i love my dramatic emo son

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this fandom is one desperate kicking and screaming struggle to take edward down a peg

#im kicking and screaming to peg edward. anyways

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rachel tysm for tagging me this is so cute!!!! i tag anyone who wants to do it i highly reccomend i love these lil things

Picrew drawn by @krasnyzmeya since the Twilight fandom eats these up starting a tag chain. @bellasredchevy @volturialice @rosaliestrap @anteroom-of-death @edytheelizabethcullen @rosalie-darling

#hehehhe

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i am a simple man. every day i see a twilight gif and then i quote the next line in the movie

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Long time no see my sweet friends </3! Your girl has been in Intense Therapy for the past couple weeks and this sucks major butthole! I miss y’all but I’m not able to be on my phone much these days but I appreciate ur support and seeing ur posts. These last few months have been super hard for me and I even missed hitting 1k followers what the heck!!! Anyways I’m sorry and I love you all and Alice and Emmett are bisexual goodnight!!

#not twilight #well kind of twilight #thanks yall

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reblog if you’re

a twilight blog

nobody will know which one 🤭☝️🤔🙀🤫💁‍♀️🤪🙈

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It's literally so freeing to have made this blog to post on, guilt free, every day about twilight.

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Do you have nightmares?

No I do not! This question scares me. Thank u

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twilight with actual teenagers…………………think about it……………

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a photographer from the west coast: *a picture of a tree and some fog*

the twilight renaissance: omg it's twilight *instantly doubles the number of notes as we all reblog it from each other*

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How the New Moon birthday scene should have gone

-according to my sleep deprived brain.

Bella still cuts her finger.

She still gets dizzy at the sight of blood and feels faint.

Jasper passes the fuck out bc of the overwhelming feeling of Bella's dizziness and everyone's sudden discomfort.

Bella does NOT get thrown into a damn table (Edward you fuck).

Everyone but Carlisle and Rosalie excuse themselves. Emmett has to drag Jasper out by one of his legs.

Rosalie sighs and rolls her eyes at everyone's dramatics and uses a tissue to compress the bleeding.

Carlisle leaves the room for a second and comes back with a first aid kit they have specifically for Bella. There are even Hello Kitty band aids in there because she mentioned like HK when she was little to Esme and Emmett. Emmett thinks it's hilarious.

Carlisle quickly wraps her finger in two bandaids just in case.

Bella asks Rosalie how she can stand the smell of blood.

Rosalie: I've never drank blood before. Not one drop. I guess it's like when humans smell something they've never tasted before. Yeah it can be intriguing but you don't feel overwhelmed to have it. At this point I'd probably hate it.

Carlisle checks on how everyone (Jasper) is doing while Rosalie and Bella get a chance to talk. They don't talk about big things but just enough for them both to feel more comfortable with each other.

Bella thanks her for sticking around. Rosalie thinks it's funny how she wants to be a vampire so bad but gets sick at the sight of blood.

There is now and will forever be a huge joke about Jasper fainting over Bella.

Literally no one leaves and things are normal.

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twilight au where everything is the same but james is james charles

*in the baseball field*

laurent: i am laurent. and this is victoria, and james.

james: Hi Sisters!

james: *smells bella*

james: you’ve brought a Sister Snack

*in phoenix*

bella: hey, mom, i’m glad you got my message. what’re you doing home?

renée: bella!? bella!? bella, where are you!? bella!?

bella: calm down, everything’s fine. i’ll explain everything later—mom, are you there?

james: forks high school doesn’t protect its Sister Students’ privacy very well. it was easy The House for victoria to find your previous address. it’s a nice house you have here. Love That! i was prepared to wait for you, but then Mom came home after she received a very worried call from your dad, and it all worked out The House.

bella: don’t touch her! don’t—

james: you can still Sister Save her. but you’re going to have to get away from your Sister Squad. can you handle that?

bella: where should i meet you?

james: how about your old ballet studio? and i’ll know if you bring anyone along. poor mommy will pay the price for that Sister Slip-Up

*in the ballet studio*

bella: she’s not even here

james: no. Sister Sorry. you know, you really made it easy The House

james: you’re alone, because you’re faster than the others. but not Sister Stronger!

james: *bites bella*

james: Sister Scrumptious!

edward: *rips james’ throat out*

james: *gargling* Uh Oh Sisters!

#KAE u just bought a one way ticket to hell

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TOP 10 TWILIGHT CHARACTERS (as voted by my followers)

#9 Esme Cullen

This is Esme, my mother, for all intents and purposes.

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Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars, points of light and reason. And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason, for anything.

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Charlie: tell me about this new boyfriend of yours

Bella: