YOU’RE TELLING ME I MISSED A WHOLE ASS SCENE WITH CAIN AND A MEMORY WIPE PLOT?!?!?!? PODCAST APP WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME?!?!?!
Me, starting season 4 of Malevolent: hey phone? This feels a lil outta place, are you sure this is where we left off??
My phone: yeah of course, see? All of season 3 is played already
Me: if you say so…
Me, a day later after John calls back to The Mines: YOU FILTHY SON OF A BITCH I SKIPPED A WHOLE SEASON
My phone: ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
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Me, starting season 4 of Malevolent: hey phone? This feels a lil outta place, are you sure this is where we left off??
My phone: yeah of course, see? All of season 3 is played already
Me: if you say so…
Me, a day later after John calls back to The Mines: YOU FILTHY SON OF A BITCH I SKIPPED A WHOLE SEASON
My phone: ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
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chilchuk chmonday or as i like to call it. tuesday
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people refuse to see the violence it takes to maintain the status quo as such and instead fear the hypothetical violence it will take to destroy it. they see the current order of things as a state of stasis and inaction, instead of as a violent order upheld by constant action, which can be undone by action
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Hands up if you're sick of the IDF flying gay flags like they're doing this shit in our name
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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas
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Fave martin blackwood things:
- lied about a MASTERS in PARAPSYCHOLOGY in his cv. why did he choose such a niche study like how many jobs could that even get you
- writes the most terrible poetry you’ve ever heard (said with love) and plays background music while recording it onto a tape recorder for the vibes
- when encountering a terrifying worm lady that tries to add you to her flesh hive, he MAKES SURE to keep some of her worms just so he can stick it in his bosses face
-the rudest guy in the world (said boss) does one nice thing for him that he didn’t expect and he immediately falls in love (this is real to me ok let me have this)
-wears video game shirts to work
-goes on rants about spiders importance to the ecosystem to a guy with the worst arachnophobia ever
-hides CO2 cans so that ‘the worms don’t find it’
-forces his boss to go on lunch dates with him so he doesn’t completely lose it to paranoia
-walked into his bosses office, found a DEAD BODY THAT WAS DEFINITELY MURDERED, and all he says is “oh jon 😕😕”
-has practically the same reaction later on when someone tells him his boss compelled them to relive their worst trauma
-gets told the guy he’s been in love with for multiple years treats him horribly and goes “yeah and”
-outsmarted an avatar of the lonely despite being in a horrible depressive episode with no contact to anyone else
-manages to make peter fully believe he’s dedicated to the lonely even as his crush of many many years is practically confessing his love at every interaction
s5 martin is my favourite id need a whole extra post for him loml
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Guys. I can feel it already. THIS is the year. This is the year that Jonathan Harker will go on his business trip with no issue. Just a lovely train ride through Europe where he collects paprika recipies for Mina, meets some friendly, living people looking to buy properties in England, and then returns home safely.
Free him from the time loop.
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when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?
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