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Tactoon-cat Cartoons

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me [coming to terms with a truth about myself]: hm..................................................... unfortunate

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me: *moves 1 inch* *eats a piece of food* *breathes*

my shambling wreck of a body:

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Eragon hunting in the woods in the beginning of the first book: God I wish my family wasn’t starving.

The Universe:

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most things are not as important as garlic bread

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what I should be doing: homework 

what I am doing: making mental illness possum memes

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Klaus: jumps out of a bunk bed with a black fur coat and immediately encourages a pal

Me: why do i feel like i know this beautiful boy?

Klaus: is revealed to be a gay disaster with PTSD fighting to overcome addiction

Me: ahhh if it isn’t my own damn self

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due to personal reasons i will become god