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ARF ARF ARF shoves ru in

W.What is. that.

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Please, please stop asking me “do it jiggle”. I’m at work.

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hey what do you do when one of the pets you train somehow escapes? asking for a friend (totally not markus)

Fortunately, Tycen was kind enough to give me an entire department specifically dedicated to not only making sure none of them escape, but hunting them down should they ever escape. They’ve never failed me once.

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boop

boop

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hey does markus bite

I fucking hope not???

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thoughts on ferrets

Very uh. Interesting.

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opinion on foster treating markus like a person? :333

I’m going to skin them alive one day.

#(SMH I KEEP FORGETTING PRNS)

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have you ever had like. hybrid ferret people to 'train'?

I think there was one, maybe? Very energetic, I think she was ADHD. It took me 6 months to get her buyer ready.

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:c

gently throws your little guard dog or something at you

My doggy :3

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I’m taken <3

@blue-eyes-white-fish fuck you >:(

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(SHOULD I MAKE AN UNUSED OC BLOG INTO A BLOG FOR MARKUS??)

also what happened to napia lmao

(👀👀👀)

idk he napin

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be nice to markus please :(

Nuh uh

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you should give markus a "nervous" collar instead of a "dangerous" one tee bee ayech

Same difference.

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how in the fuckity fuck did you even train markus. blud is scared of people looking at him and yet you turned him into your 'guard' 'dog'

I’m just good at what I do.

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gently throws your little guard dog or something at you

My doggy :3

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do you even have parents el em ay yo

…good question i don’t remember

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NAPIAAAAAAAA

wtf is this five year old doing here