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little doodle for the like three people out there who have both played hollow knight and listened to the mechs

#TARGETED POST #thank you for sending it my way

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Vitamin D3 is supposed to make you happier and put you in a better mood when the weather's gloomy.

But I think calling it "Gelgernine" and humming "I take my pills and I'm happy all the time, happy all the time...", while not yet clinically proven to be helpful in any shape or form, is simply funnier

Taking my prescribed vitamin supplements means I’m entitled to suspiciously whispering “Supplemental” to myself.

#sorry to hijack a TMA post with Paranoia bullshit #...again #...I've been playing too much of the PC version. Perhaps.

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Or you can stop being a pussy and draw the Vampire AU as your homework

Doodles and WIPs you'll eventually see <3 me and my friends being so normal about our sonas and AUs to put ourselves in... Pirates, Vampires, the Mechanisms, so knows what's next..

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Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

#yeah that's a mood unfortunately

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they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good

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everytime I mention the type of job I'd like to have (archivist) people tell me that literally no one on earth wants to do that which normally would be annoying but. you don't want to sort documents? to preserve things from the past? do you not like excel sheets and burocracies? my best friend burocracy?? sad

#every time I join a TTRPG I'm like 'haha okay guys I'm not the designated notetaker this time don't count on me' #...and then I end up with the most notes on everything anyways. Diligently chronicling and archiving every single thing that happened #there was once a separate Discord channel made just for me to run a chronicle of the campaign. Before I even joined as a player #but I think the final nail to the coffin was when a DM rated my notes as more organized and fuller than her own. What #You know the archiving addiction is bad when you do it subconsciously even though you don't really want to. But losing records terrifies yo

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making a collection

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If you had to pick, what's the ONE trait in a fictional character that makes you immediately go "oh this one's mine"

#wild unchecked ambition in disastrous and destructive amounts #But also I think it's funny that once we discussed Hamlet in class I looked at his indecisive ass and went 'omg he's so relatable' #English literature classes are so fun because they give me so many overly ambitious hubristic men to relate to. #Victor Frankenstein is obviously the flagship example because he's just like me fr. But I was also so hyped to read Dr Faustus #I recently got personally offended when the amlit prof said 'it's hard for us to imagine why men would want to go on sea voyages' #ma'am I would like you to meet the entirety of The Terror fandom. I can assure you they are dying to go on doomed sea voyages #and I'm with them. Last time I was denied being on a boat when I should've been I thought I was gonna die #I got so offended I outed myself as ND in front of the whole class to talk abt sailing history & how my buddy Melville was just infodumping

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Jonathan Sims • The Archivist

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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

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Before you post on Tumblr, THINK!

T – Is it Terrible? H – Is it Horny? I – Is it Ignorant? N – Is it Nautically themed? K – Is it Kringe?

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FINAL ROUND 🎉

Well, here we are. If I remember correctly exactly one year after I made this sideblog. And now the two powerhouses who have swept the entire tournament are facing off against each other!!

The undefeated champs, the unstoppable forces of nature that are both in a style I'm not at all used to drawing, are you guys ready?

NO PROPAGANDA THIS TIME VOTE WITH YOUR HEART

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Nastya in a tank top covered in machine oil and maybe sweat please and thank you

gay people in my tumblr inbox

ID: A digital drawing of Nastya Rasputina from The Mechanisms leaning in an engine room, exhausted, wiping sweat and machine oil from her forehead. Nastya is a toned blueish-grey skinned woman with very visible dark veins, and short brown hair dyed blue at the tips. She wears crooked glasses, a tank top, and baggy brown cargo pants, all smudged with oil or stained with sweat. In the hand that hangs by her side, Nastya holds a rag covered with oil. The drawing is colored mostly in shades of blue, save for the browns in Nastya’s hair and pants. She’s lit by a bright cyan light coming from an unknown source off to the side. End ID.

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enjoy this tiny mini comic featuring quite possibly my favorite line of mechanisms dialog

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what if mechs dating sim…

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The mechanisms fandom lives in the walls of the tma fandom but they have a three story house made out of garbage and drywall. The mechs fandom, when found, will act as if the tma fandom is living in the walls of their house.