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Lloyd: Hey, you should listen to me. I've come up with hundreds of plans in my life, and only one of them got me killed.

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Me, upon hearing the Police Leitmotif in any Paul Shapera musical:

#points at url

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here is my summary of interlude 2 from miss helens weird west cabaret

#hi binches I'm back

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Jasper is making the weirdest fucking noise. He sounds like an angry garbage disposal.

#there is a joke to be made here

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OH SHIT H.P. LOVECRAFT TOTALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN INTO TENTACLE PORN

#so that's the lovecraft porn they face

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i wanna see lloyd in your style.......

what a fuckin edgelord amirite

#lloyd #a bab

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Brought to you by Papaver Cigarettes

#still a mood #nsfw

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*walks up to straight couple* so which of you is the gambler and which is the monk

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Neighbors: quit singing so loudly it’s almost 3AM!! Are you trying to wake the dead?

Annabelle McAllister, who’s raising up the dead: yes

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look its all teh dona chracters

#good!!

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Okay but

If you post Paul Shapera content please reblog this so I can follow you.

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a while ago I played Hunger Games Simulator with all of the shaperaverse characters and this is the single fucking funniest thing to happen

#oh hey it me

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Acts of the Dolls of New Albion

Act I: Socially awkward perfectionist puppeteer necromancer lady revives her schoolgirl crush in a mannequin body

Act II: Heartbreak Revenge Capitalism with necromancy

Act III: Make Albion Dolls Again 2012 + Suicidal Dolls

Act IV: VIVA LA REVOLUCION

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Drunk History but it’s all the Narrators of New Albion

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new albion aesthetics

new albion aesthetics for each musical…i did these late at night, theyre probably terrible

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Edgar: I have an idea on how to get the money.

Kate: You’d make an okay prostitute.

Edgar: I’d make an amazing prostitute but that wasn’t the idea.

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Lloyd: the thief,, is a lady,, a lonely girl who maybe..knows the ways of | || || |_ from end to end

Constance, crying: how did you make that sound with your mouth