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dracula voice: i do not smoke.................veed

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from what i understand dungeon meshi is about hairy man panty shots shirtless blonde women grasping hands and looking into eachothers eyes and middle aged union men who look like twelve year olds

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"I'm a dog? You're dog food... "

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #alucard

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listen idc if you think of them as romantic or platonic or familial or secret fourth vampire thing you ARE misinterpreting seras and alucard’s relationship if you can’t acknowledge that first and foremost. seras is alucard’s little guy. his little buddy. his wee pall. his small friend. the turtle he is hand feeding lettuce.

#CORRECT #shes his bestfriend shes his pal his homeboy his rotten soldier his sweet cheese his goodtime boyyyyyy #hellsing

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words to live by 🍻

#dungeon meshi

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and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers

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Hm. Your interpretation of this character displeases me. Guards! Take them away! Make them read the source material once more, and if that fails, the stocks.

#me about hellsing alucard #you all are so FUCKING wrong about him crying screaming throwing up

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many things wrong with me. well at least i'm bisexual.

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Gort companion

#gortash #dark urge #durgtash #love them

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"Bahamut failed me; Tiamat empowered me. Nothing shall stand in my way now."

Comm off of discord from a new bud o mine who wanted a dark alternate version of his Bahamut worshipping paladin Nadaar. Suffice to say, the entire server is now horny on main for this design and I did the entire thing in a stream xD And recorded it too~

#i LOVE dragonborns. #WHO WANT TO PLAY DND WITH ME SO I CAN PLAY ONE

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you dont have swag like me

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ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

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NO WAY, REVENANT IN HADES 2???

#revenant #hades

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i knew from a young age i was weird and off putting and unlovable

#WRONG #i am weird and off putting and LOVEABLE #say it with me: THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH ME I LOVE BEING WEIRD AND OFF PUTTING AND STRANGE