I was doing an erotic dance for my friends and you ruined it. I was in the zone and my friends were loving it.
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𝐼 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑡𝘩𝑎𝑡 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑'𝑠 𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑑
Hollywood Undead - The Loss
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How dumb can people actually get?
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His pale fingers could wrap around my neck and I would still sing hail to the death...
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Just look at here face. She’s like ‘wtf man, seriously?’
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book: “she has naturally red hair”
screen adaptation:
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laughed way to much
Hermione: I didn’t tell them we’re married.
Draco: I don’t see why yo-
Hermione: And, that you and I have magical abilities.
Draco: Oh-
Hermione: And, of course, that a magical world that exists.
Draco: Go on, I want to hear how it went.
Hermione: Now everybody on my mom’s side of the family thinks that I’m a psychic detective, and they think you’re…
Draco: Gay?
Hermione: No.
Draco: German?
Hermione: No.
Draco: Invisible?
Hermione: My assistant.
Draco: Wow.
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this is SO AWSOME
THE FIRST 10 YEARS
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23gr_kfmQ1o
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So I just came across this and WHAT THE FUCK DUDE? I MEAN JUST LOOK AT HIM.
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