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gabe saporta looks like he's going to report back to the mother ship at any minute.

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does anyone even study the classics nowadays

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before calling bella swan boring look at your life... that's what i thought.

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there's an episode of malcolm in the middle where he just shuts up and stops complaining for awhile and it immediately starts to significantly improve his life but also it causes him an ulcer and by the end of the episode he is literally spitting up blood and i have always deeply and unshakably believed that is exactly how the situation would play out for me too

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#moved house five times in five years and never broken a bone

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Leonard Cohen having a popsicle.

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im not reading fanfiction no fucking more

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Dancing mice. Illustration by Gerhard Heilmann in Dekorative Vorbilder - v.12 - 1900-1901 - via Hathi Trust

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i wanna make up weird random headcanons so completely out of character for these 2 the way tumblr does with every other straight/straight passing ship

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Tiffany Lamp circa 1900

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call me cephalophoric the way i carry my own severed head around

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American Psycho is really funny because we're told Patrick Bateman is an investment banker and yet, despite almost the entire movie taking place at his work and/or with his coworkers, we do not see a single scrap of Investment nor Banking done. Patrick shows up to the office every day goes insane for 14 hours and then goes home.

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glenn howerton has said a lot of biconic things but saying unprompted in an interview that the sex doll’s face isn’t what he actually looks like sucking dick is another level