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“Dark philosophy” bestie shut the fuck up 2024 edginess is driving me up the wall

#oh what if… the sense of self was all an illusion #what if the world was made of pudding huh. #really though that’s an equally valid question. I hate philosophy in general #but I really really hate people who talk about ‘dark’ philosophy

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thinking about how in will's imagination he has a better fishing jacket than he actually does

#he’s just like me fr #yeah I have a leather jacket but what if in my extensive daydream universe it was a better leather jacket

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The best Wikipedia lists

List of inventors killed by their own inventions

List of scandals with the -gate suffix

List of noodles

List of hoaxes

List of pirates

Response to sneezing - that is, what you say after someone sneezes

List of places in the U.S. named after places elsewhere

List of songs about bicycles

List of American advertising characters (e.g. the geico gecko. There is also an article for breakfast cereal mascots specifically.)

List of unusual deaths

List of superlative trees - its TREE APPRECIATION TIME

Recursive islands and lakes

List of Crayola crayon colors

List of individual birds. There is SO much going on here.

List of deep-fried foods (aaaaaaa)

List of words that are their own antonyms

List of genres (of...everything)

List of onomatopoeias - READ THIS PLEASE

List of Noah’s Ark replicas

List of people who have been pied

List of voids - This is meant in the astronomy sense but I think the name is funny.

List of animal sounds

List of cryptids

List of prison escapes

List of discredited substances - there’s a LOT going on here

List of methods of capital punishment

List of wartime cross-dressers

List of extinct dog breeds. this topic contains some of my favorite obscure facts

List of songs considered to be the worst - there is also an article about the worst books and one about the worst movies, if you’re interested

List of facial hair styles

List of clowns

List of sexually active popes - I just think it’s funny that this is an article

List of reportedly haunted locations

List of animals with fraudulent diplomas

List of people who died on the toilet

List of English language metaphors

List of bad luck signs

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EVERYBODY DO THE WENIS 🕺 THE WENIS IS A DANCE 💃 EVERYBODY IS A GENIUS 🧠 WHO KNOWS IT IN ADVANCE 👯

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Thanks for the question, Anon!

I got my lobes pierced when I was 12, so elementary school. I added more over the years when I was in high school and then took those out, but got my conch pierced when I was 27. So I have my lobes and conch currently.

-submit your poll!-

#like 9 I think #at claires too cause of course

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my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

#the sheer stupidity I face… #no sir your infant can’t go on the giant metal death trap. I don’t care how tight you hold onto them. they will fucking die

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#about to send this to my tutor

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the thing that sucks is that people love saying sleep early is good etc etc and yeah it is. I've seen some benefits before. but I think it sucks to ignore that late night is the only time with any freedom. I think it sucks to not acknowledge the dread in waking up and it's a work day again

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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hanging in a coffee shop during normal business hours rules bc it's just like hanging out silently with a bunch of other unemployed losers slash college students and then sometimes a milf will come in for a guest appearance

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“That’s so much money for just some paint!!” says the people who (rightfully) believe workers should be paid a fair amount for their time. But I guess that only applies when you don’t have to pay them yourself. As we all know, artists deserve £5 an hour

#‘£50 is so much for some paint’ #that took them like 7 hours of work. £50 is a fucking bargain

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does anyone feel the layer of plexiglass between themselves and the rest of the world or is that just a me thing

#feels like I’m banging my head against it then stepping back and watching the blood trickle down xoxo #feels like I try to break through it but then a layer shatters but it turns out there’s so many more layers than I thought #and the shattered pieces of that layer and exploded into my eyes and in my mouth and I swallowed around them and I can feel blood welling #in my throat #just girly things yknow

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#rabbit and I still have her she’s a bit battered by this point but I love her

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thinking about how weird weird sam was everytime he met one of the psychic kids hes like oh my god... you and me we are connected... we are chosen we are two halves of one whole and they are just like How did you get in my house

#sorry for spn posting