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Cheddar Biscuit

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one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead

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#going insane at all of this

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Various audio snippets of my childhood that I've collected.

Edit: For all the people who said I needed to add other audios snippets.

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I got a tumblr, it really was quite great

I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.

I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.

Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.

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I think when I say “suspend your disbelief” people think I mean “stop using ur critical thinking” when in reality I mean “just because they didn’t spoon feed u information on why fairies can fly and there’s a giant rat for no reason don’t freak out”. just don’t be Mr cinemasins

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hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

#trying this later #hopefully it works but if it doesn’t I’ll unreblog

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It's a crime how I haven't gotten my hands on these yet

#I need these so bad

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they match....

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help a genderfluid sex worker and their transmasc roommate afford to live!!

hey besties! my former roommate (and lifelong best friend)’s shitty ex dipped out before their lease was up so i’m moving back to the city to help him out!! for the most part we should be okay but if you’d like to help cover groceries and transportation costs while we get things settled that would be super helpful!!

$0/400

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i must not stir the pot. stirring the pot is the notifications-killer. participation in the discourse is the little-death that brings total activity obliteration. i will face the bad opinions on the internet. i will permit them to pass over me and through me. and when they have gone past, i will turn the block button onto their source. where the discourse has come from there will be nothing. only i will remain.

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I finished it tehehehe— I used a magical weight gain wizardry on this fool!!😈 (This surprisingly did not take too long to animate omg)

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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

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I swear if you where to tell a FA-Redditer that there are women into feedism that aren't interested in being a feedee and wanted to be the feeder they would die of shock or think you're a gay dude

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The amount of impersonators on tumblr is insane actually, they’re so easy to spot but the men in the community are so horny they don’t care or can’t tell that they’re being tricked because they’re just kinda stupid :/ why are impersonators so prevalent on here? It’s even more than instagram, at least from how many I come across during a browsing session

#blimp’s blogs

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