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can we talk about how being so pants-shittingly terrified of Doing A Racism you freeze up or Get Weird around anyone a shade darker than the sugar in your cupboard or with an accent is effectively the same as being scared of brown people and doesn't make you much better than Sandra Lilly Smith from the suburbs who clings her purse when a black guy gets on the elevator with her
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blimate · 21 hours
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Zaghnal from Gujarat, India, 19th century
from Helios Auctions
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blimate · 2 days
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15 years ago youtube videos were like two or three freshly graduated guys making mildly homophobic but also somewhat homoerotic comedy skits filmed in 480p on a digital camera gifted to them by god and now its all like 25 minute long videos that are like "THE DARK SIDE OF TINY TOONS"
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blimate · 3 days
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TheDonutGuy here reviewing a...BAGEL??? *bruh sound effect* [neighbors arguing loud enough to be heard from an open window]
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blimate · 4 days
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Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history
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blimate · 4 days
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This pride we have GOT to stop making fun of bi women with boyfriends btw . I’m so so serious .
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blimate · 4 days
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Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.
Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that
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blimate · 4 days
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*reels it in* aw yea this fish must be like 12 pounds. i cant wait to catch another one *feels around in my empty worm can* hmm *looks at my buddy steve napping with his hat over his eyes and his penis hanging out in the sun* *notices his penis* *notices the shape of it* *looks at my empty can that used to have worms in it* *looks back at his penis* *looks at him sleeping* *looks at the hook on my line* *looks back at his penis*
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blimate · 5 days
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cant sleep
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blimate · 6 days
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blimate · 6 days
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do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets
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her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.
remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.
thank you, Marsha. we remember you.
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blimate · 6 days
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slender Misali: collect my 19-24 mainline super mario games
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blimate · 7 days
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The meanings behind the colors.
Gay pride flag - Gilbert Baker (1978)
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