time loop fans when the loop slightly changes
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yeah man its dostoyevskian. because there was a weird guy
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Me, while watching a critically acclaimed film that was well received by audiences: why did no one tell me this film was so good
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love shakespeare. did a hamlet run tonight, looked someone dead in the eye to say “am i a coward?” during a speech and the fucker shrugged and nodded
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i feel the need to reiterate that "hamas" also happens to be a regular arabic word that means "fervour", "excitement" or "passion" because i feel like in some time we'll start seeing arabs being "called out" because someone heard them speak the word
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hearing a song you really like on the radio just hits different than streaming it. same with catching a movie you really like on cable just as it's starting. streaming services will never be able to capture this very specific kind of simple joy
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pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly
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if sue sylvester and the cheerios had crashed on that plane they would have been running a bar and grill by the end of the week i'll tell you that much
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jeff is the only malewife because he’s like Yeah my wife murdered her piece on the side and then dismembered him with such precision that it was surgical but in all fairness she lost her baby and the girl she had a homoerotic friendship with when she was 17 so like who am i to judge… in fact, this is My burden as well… i should turn myself in for her :/
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Nine would have thought Martha Jones was the coolest person in the world. Doesn’t even matter where in the timeline this was or what happened to Rose, he would have loved her leather jacket and her hairstyle. He would have loved that she was a DOCTOR! Her studying to be a doctor was so overlooked and he would have loved it. He would have thought she was the coolest person alive. Nine and Donna would have killed each other on sight
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happy hanukkah to those celebrating but particularly to those struggling to celebrate bc of what is being done in their name. u don't have to answer for it but i know it can be hard to reconcile sadness and community, and u r not alone in this. in better times all our celebrations will be unmarred.
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