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you're all too scared to say it but I know that gale ofwaterdeep gives head like this

#bg3

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whimpers sweetly, but in private

#looks around curiosly #snuffles along the ground for further information

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Deplatforming is um when you take a goth girl’s boots off.

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remember your life doesn't end at 20. dante alighieri got exiled from florence at 36! you still have time <3

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How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

#no immediately understund #when the legs clamp around your head sweat pools in that thang

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working an office job now is so funny because when i was 16 i worked a shitty minimum wage job where my manager was an ex-felon bodybuilder with knuckles tats who spent time in prison for attempted murder… so guess what, phil? your fancy title and lame white-collar intimidation tactics aren’t going to work on me, actually. i watched my old boss pull a knife on someone. you really think im going to fall to my knees when you make passive aggressive commentary? please get real

#😐😑😐 <- face of a person who used to be physically attacked at their last job

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Musée Cinéma et Miniature à Lyon (France)

#ladies and gentlemen: HER #the baddest bitch

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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

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blood is romantic you guys are just cowards

#im always saying this

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i toucha the fruit, you got fruit? ill touch it for FREE! dont worry about it!

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don’t make me tap the sign

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#this is my idle animation. if you even care #horror