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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Whenever I see an Ivan Aivazovski painting the sea monster in me goes absolutely feral

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>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

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balatroposting

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Haha well I get less attention for Larry and Magic than if I just continued to draw my hot muscular boys, but the few people who care about art of these two seem to really care about it, so there's that.

I guess if you want drawings of Larry Bird there's very few schmucks to fill in that niche, so it'll be me

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I fuckin love fried fish grilled fish baked fish red fish blue fish I'm so hungry I could eat a seahorse

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big if true

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we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

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I hate waiting for things to stop being popular so i can enjoy them

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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another reminder to stop buying/watching/reading anything JK Rowling associated

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my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

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companies are delusional if they think consumers don't notice shrinkflation. less food in the package, less medicine in the jar, less whatever in the wherever, it doesn't matter where and it's almost always noticeable. like i just finished one box of medicine and we opened another allegedly identical one that we just bought and lo and behold, the four middle medicine segments were gone from the package. they took out four pills from the same sized box and sold it at the same price without any indication on the box other than the small number in the corner. ridiculous

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes