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Me- "Your honor I admit it, I am guilty and deserve the death sentence"

Judge- "You're just here for a parking violation"

#courtroom #law and order special victims unit

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the only reason I'm still alive is because the world would be a better place without me, and we can't be having that shit

#self care #health & fitness

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the vagussy if you will

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going to become a hermit in the mountains purely for tax reasons