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happy holidays with the trio 🫶

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yk what i can't wait for? the youtube compilations titled "percy being obsessed with annabeth for 20 minutes and 15 seconds straight" but also "percy being an oblivious wreck for half an hour straight"

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K concept~ The Queen of Queendom of Rose: Rose Rouge II

Huuh I wasn't expecting so soon a Queendom of roses event.....*also seeing Malleus's mommyy..gaww Mallenoa...Mallenoire.....huuuh)

Anyway I though it was a good time to share my own vision of the Queen!

-Information-

Full Name - Rose Rouge II

Nicknames - Rosie

Age - 68

Home Country - Queendom of Roses

Hair Colour - Red

Eye Colour - Red

Height - 168 cm

Relationship Status - Married- 8 children

Personality - Absurd, kind and strict

Unique magic - Unknown

“Oh oh oh oh, it's tea time! Ladies, gentlemen put your teacup!!”

-Trivia-

Dominate Hand - Right

Favourite Food - Tea Party

Least Favourite Food - Snails

Likes - Her queendom, her subject, rabbit, and magic being with fairies

Dislikes - Rude people, racism against magical being

Hobbies - Tea parties, beautiful set invitation handmading and gardening

Talents - Croquet

”I will not tolerate such behavior against magic related, next time it will be OFF WITH YOUR HEAD”

Her personality is bubbly, absurd, crazy but she is one of the kindest person you could met.

The Rouge legacy has a deep connection with Briar Valley, they still protect and deeply respect magical being.

The Queen knows the name of every subjects in her Queendom. Making people calling her "Big Head" outside of the country. Her country is also feared for all absurdity you could find there.

She hides a tea set in her dress, ready to claim tea time whenever she wants.

The fairy Gala takes place every year in her town, but once it happened at NRC... Rose cried for about a month and kept calling Crowley to sue him!! Asking him "What's the difference between a crow and a desk?" before hunging up.

She uses affectionate pronoun like darling to everyone.

She doesn't let peoples finish their sentences and is too engrossed in her own fantasy.

She considered herself a closed aquaintance to Queen Maleficia, she also visits Briar valley quiet often (for a human) but Maleficia always kept her staying short and send her back with a boat full of roses.

She wants peace beetween inter species. And defy magical authority (Magic ministry) to let magic runs free along everyone here, she is also the first queen to have adknowledged the right to "alchemy being born baby" under supervisions and strict rules.

Her fashion designer is the Devil's house, with Cruella De Vil and her nephew Divus Crewel.

She's twisted from The Queen of Heart and the King of Heart.

She's a mage but doesn't use magical stone, her use of magic is based on former magic regulation lost during "the lost century".

She has 8 childrens, 4 pairs of twins.

She loves her husband but sometimes forgets him or doesn't see him right next to her.

Rose Rouge concept done by me

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This was drawn right after I did a parasitic worm dissection lab for Bio <3 Mans would not make it if he showed up to our class like this

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𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭'𝐬 𝐎𝐛𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐩𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐜 𝐏𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭

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👅🌮💦, iykyk

if only they made the story longer...

Note: Translation is not 100% accurate. Expect grammatical errors.

// : alternate translation

I was walking with Gilbert through the streets of Obsidian,

I found a drink labeled "A magic spell that deepens love," which may or may not be true.

I had bought it in a small bottle as a joke,

I had no idea that it would later cause such a situation.

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Gilbert: "You look lascivious... This drug works so well."   //   "What a lewd face... This medicine works so well."

(I didn't know...)

(... I can't believe that... it was an aphrodisiac...)

On the bed, I repeatedly take deep breaths to calm my flushed body.

Gilbert seemed to know the contents of the vial from the beginning, sitting beside me and smiling refreshingly.

(I took it honestly because he told me to drink it, but if I had known, I would have wanted him to stop!)

There's no way a great villain has such conscientious consideration, and even if I glare at him, he'll dodge it with a smile.

Gilbert: "Hey, what do you want me to do now? You're in pain, and I want to help you."

(... You're having fun.)

Gilbert: "... Hehe, you look like you're trying to say something?"

Gilbert reaches out to me and gently unbuttons my dress.

I was wearing the clothes that Gilbert had tailored for me today, but they were easily pulled down to my waist.

Emma: "No, don't... please."

Gilbert: "Why?"

Emma: "Really... Now is not a good time."

(I can't believe that a light touch is all it takes to make me say "this.")

The hot tingling in the depths of my body causes even the slightest movement to cause me to let out a lusty sigh.

I backed away to keep as much distance as possible, but a cold hand held me by the shoulder.

Gilbert: "Do you want me to... touch you here?"

Emma:  "Aaah..."

Just a light kiss on my ear makes my body jump exaggeratedly.

Gilbert: "Or is it this way?"

This time, my neck is pecked, and my waist moves on its own.

(It's like it's not my body...)

(…… What is this "spell to deepen love"…)

I just want to cry because I am just being disgraceful in front of the person I love.

Still, there was no sign that Gilbert would stop,

A hand came down to lift up the hem of my dress and stroke the place where the heat was building up.

(一… Uhm.)

Just by doing so, something overflows from deep inside my body, and the heat spills out.

Tears welled up at the sensation of wetting his cold hand.

Gilbert: "Ahaha, I only touched you a little bit, but you made such a mess."

Emma: "That's why I said 'no'…"

Gilbert: "Yeah, embarrassing, huh?"

(I don't want it anymore...!)

(... I don't want Gilbert to see me in such an embarrassing way...)

I was not allowed to run away or hide, so I covered my face with my hands.

Gilbert: "Oh, are you crying?"

Emma: ". . . . . ."

Gilbert: "Do you want me to stop?"

When I desperately nodded, Gilbert took a small breath.

Gilbert: "Then I'll stop."

(Huh...)

Gilbert quickly releases me and reaches for the book on the side table.

He opened the book as if nothing had happened, and then silence fell.

(… Good… but weird.)

(I wonder if it's my imagination that he looks somewhat grumpy...)   //   (Is it my imagination that he seems to be in a bad mood somehow...)

I hurriedly put my dress back on, but just the rubbing of my clothes makes my body tingle, and I make strange noises.

(And… For now, I'll just go back to my room. Then I'll just be quiet until the drug wears off.)

Emma: "… Good night, Gilbert."

I slipped out of bed as though I was running away and headed for the door of his room一

Emma: "Um..."

Gilbert: "Hm?"

Emma: "Why is there a lock on the inside of your room?"

Gilbert: "I wonder why."

(When did I get locked in!?)   //   (I've been trapped before I knew it!?)

I turned around and saw Gilbert closing the book and smiling at me.

Gilbert: "Ahaha, I'm sorry, Little Bunny. Did you mean to run away from me?"

Gilbert: "I was so hurt that you took a love potion and ran away from me. …It hurts."

Emma: ". . . . ." 

Gilbert: "The drug's gonna last a while, okay? But you can't even go back to your room."

Gilbert: "You'll be writhing in front of me all night. What's so embarrassing about that?"

Gilbert: "Hehe, you will feel so much better once you get comfortable."

(Yes... maybe.)

The vicious fever that is raging inside my body is not subsiding, but rather consuming me even more.

I can't even move around because I feel like I would stain the floor just by walking.

(I was so embarrassed, I didn't want to show Gilbert how I was acting, so I ran away...)

(Hurry… I want to be released.)

Emma: "Gilbert…"

Gilbert: "No, it's punishment."

Emma: "Punishment?"

Gilbert: "If you want to feel good, you have something to say to me, don't you?"   //   "If you want to feel better, do you have something to say to me?"

Emma: "… I-I'm sorry?"

I was going to apologize for trying to escape, but Gilbert shook his head.

Gilbert: "No, I don't want you to apologize."

Gilbert: "Do you think the words I want to hear from your mouth are such clichés?"

(Then what is it?)

Gilbert: "Little Bunny, with your body like that, why didn't you want to do it?"

Emma: "The person I am now... isn't something I'd like anyone to see..."

Emma: "… I didn't want to disappoint you."

Gilbert: "Heh, do you think I'm going to be appalled by you for that?"

Gilbert: "Hmm, you're an idiot."

(Oh, I see...)

(That's why Gilbert got so grumpy when I refused him.)

I shake my head and return to his bed, despite the stimulation of my clothes.

Emma: "… If you can be appalled by something like this, I wouldn't be here."   //   "… If something like this is going to make you stunned, then I wouldn’t be here."

Gilbert: ". . . . . ."

(Gilbert's love is not such a half-hearted thing.)

(No matter how disgraceful I am, there's no way the great villain will let me escape...)

This time I took off my dress and dropped it on the floor.

Emma: "Help me... please."

Gilbert: "Hmm, that's correct."

Gilbert, who has dismissed the book, taps the bed sheet.

I sat down on the spot and was pushed down by a light push on my shoulder.

Gilbert: "I'm sure that the little rabbit won't be satisfied with a half-hearted touch today, will you?"

Emma: "No, no... Even the slightest touch is enough to make my body go crazy一"

Gilbert: "I see. Then I'll have to be even gentler with you."

Saying "gently," Gilbert lifted my leg without mercy.

I had a bad premonition, and the next moment, I felt his breath in the center of the endless overflowing of heat.

(No way, that spot...!)

Gilbert: "You can make a lot of mess, okay? I'll help you."

Emma: "Wait一... Ahhh."

The bite on the tender spot makes my whole body bounce.   //   The bite on that ripe spot makes my whole body jump.

The stimulation was so strong that it blew away my words and thoughts, leaving me with nothing but pleasure and a sense of weariness.

While I breathe roughly and repeatedly, I am bitten and nipped again.

The never-ending torment seemed to drive me insane.

(You said… you’d be gentle!)

Emma: "I don't want to... I can't一"

Gilbert: "It's okay, Emma."

Wiping his lustrous, wet lips, Gilbert peers into my face and covers my mouth.

When he violated not only my lower abdomen but also my mouth, I could not stop crying from the excessive pleasure.

Gilbert: "You're pretty no matter what you look like, so don't hold back."

Gilbert: "... Otherwise, I'm going to have to punish you again."

(I'm scared, but...)

I reach out to him with an earnest gaze and hold his head in my arms.

I asked for a kiss that would make me crazy, and Gilbert responded.

(You really... make a face that says you love me一)

As we kiss deeply and repeatedly, his body moves forcibly on top of mine, and I let go of my reasoning.   //   As we kiss deeply and repeatedly, his body is forcefully laid on top of me, and I let go of my reasoning.

I was so disturbed that I don't want to think back on it, but Gilbert was still the same, full of love一 

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From tallest to shortest: Dimples, Elmo, Boomer, Bloss, Bubs, Butterboo 👍

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This is a friendly reminder to drink water.

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Iwa-chan gets punished for not joining his former captain! Punishment tradition~ 

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SUNARIN BIRTHDAY! :D Twins screaming birthday wishes at him and then gets hung up on when they start getting too loud and embarrassing XD (He texts them thanks again later though ahah~)

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Haikyuu Kareshi - Kiss Kiss [Tanaka Ryuunosuke]

Do not repost my scanlation anywhere and if you want to re-translate it into other languages, please send me a message! Thank you!

I’m so sleepy and I can’t sleep. This is originally for @olgg :D but I want to post it here too so everyone can enjoy super adorable Tanaka. And sorry that I can redraw it XD;;

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konoha akinori - training camp anthology book

this is from the training camp anthology book,, my translations arent 100% accurate but they are a slightly simplified version of the actual text

first slide is artist info !!

general taglist → @atsumuwoah @bloody-bella @bbymilkbread @miracleboy420 @doggonudez @tsumue @peteunderoos @tsukkisbean @saturnfarie @dear-kozume @zumisace @boosyboo9206 @totorosleaff @27kei @dai-tsukki-desu @angrylittleriri @dearestmegumi @kuxredere @warakou @iss6s @lovinnoya @sophiashortcake @wompwomphq @waitforitillwritemywayout @webworld @brokeasshoee @sunasbabie @rowley-with-ackerman @mjoork @trifliz @curiouslilbeast @ineedsomefoodpls

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST MY TRANSLATIONS!!

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Finally, a sane celebrity who doesn’t bend the knee to feminist bullshit.

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수나오사

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fam pic 🌿

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oops all sisters

[image is a drawing of kageyama miwa, hinata natsu, and tanaka saeko posing with natsu in the middle. miwa looks stylish but understated in a navy sweater, cropped pants, and heels, wielding a styling comb and spray bottle; natsu is in her niiyama girls uniform, smirking at the camera, one hand on her hip and the other holding out a volleyball; saeko is in her black-and-orange taiko group uniform, one arm bare, a drum slung over her shoulder and brandishing her drumsticks.]