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Hello it’s been a while I’ve been sooo busy questioning my existence hahaha
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what are you even supposed to do when youre angry. cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now
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hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be
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the only valid naruto meta is the single use clothing sasuke theory my flatmates came up with after a drunken binge of the chuunin exams
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chapter 7: letters
I’m sure you’re not reading these, but I can’t seem to stop sending them. Iron is a brutal place. I have to admit, I’m surprised you’ve lasted so long there.
HK
Chapters: 1/?
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Haruno Sakura/Hatake Kakashi, Haruno Sakura/Original Male Character(s), Haruno Sakura & Uzumaki Naruto
Summary:
She has always entertained the notion of leaving. Sasuke and Naruto had had their time away from the village, to grow and develop, but she has always stayed put. Safe, reliable Sakura. She wants to know how she will fare on her own. She wants them to know that she can; that she is strong, and capable, and brave. What a joke. If only they knew that the bravest thing she’s ever done is actually done in fear.
The truth is she’s a coward. And like all cowards, she is running.
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A story about searching for answers when you’ve yet to figure out which questions to ask.
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Day 22: Snow Bunny
Author: al_holland
Pairing: InoSaku
Additional Tags: dom/sub undertones, facesitting, cunnilingus, squirting, accidental voyeurism
Word Count: 988
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kakaobirin is the love triangle i will accept where obito is crushing on rin, rin is crushing on kakashi, and kakashi is crushing on obito
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KakaSaku 2022 Advent Calendar - Day 8: Sexy Santa
Tags: Modern AU, Humour, Fluff, Flirting, Drunk Kakashi, Phone sex, Voice kink, Sort of a Santa kink (I guess?), Implied Obito/Rin, Implied Chouji/Ino
https://kshc.carrd.co
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KakaSaku 2022 Advent Calendar - Day 7: Reindeer
Tags: Modern AU, Humour, Kakashi's Ninken, Chaos, A touch of fluff if you squint, Part 1 of 2
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#KakaSaku 2022 Advent Calendar - Day 6: Naughty or Nice
Tags: Canonverse, Hokage Kakashi, Spanking, Sakura is a brat, Public exposure, Anal play, Aftercare, Part 2 of 2
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#KakaSaku 2022 Advent Calendar - Day 5: Secret Santa
Tags: Canonverse, Hokage Kakashi, Friends to Lovers, Humour, Ongoing flirtation, Will they/won't they, Part 1 of 2
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KakaSaku 2022 Advent Calendar - Day 4: Santa's Workshop
Tags: College AU, Same Age AU, Humour, Rivalry, Banter as flirting, Hair pulling, Implied exhibitionism, Public arousal, Part 2 of 2
https://kshc.carrd.co
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